Vyzkel
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Just take deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep breaaaathes.
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Perfect typing skillz
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I didn’t know math could talk.
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Be quiet, I’m also too tired to think about actual math.
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*in spoooky voice* Quadratic formulaaaaa Linear Equationsss
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Another to add to my collection. Because it makes you sound sarcastic. Suuuuuurree
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Why are you using quotation marks? and yeah I’m fine.
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*catches it* *breaks hand* If someone said they don’t play DnD just because of that, they would be lying.
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*starts snoring*
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*napping intensifies*
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*falls asleep*
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*wishes I had a halfling barbarian about now*
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One of the best parts is that one time I rolled a nat 1 on a dex check to throw her across a river, sending me and her into the river. Another party member cast a rope down to save us and I rolled a 2 on my strength check, THEN the HALFLING CHILD rolls a NATURAL TWENTY on strength and single handedly pulls her and myself(a half-ork) UP THE ROPE.
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*lies on the ground in pain* *miraculously dodges fridge in doing so*
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Am I in a slasher film or something? *runs away* THATS THE WORST WAY TO GET NINJA’D
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*remembers how to get away from a tiger* *slowly backs away*
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The next recent one, involving a sledgehammer. *eyes fearfully *
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*knee injury flashbacks*
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. . . That’s freakin awesome.
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I realized that it wasn’t Halloween just now so I changed it back. Now tell us a stowy!!
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What are you talking about?
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Yay!
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That’s amazing
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I remember a character my friend made that was a child halfling (about 6 years old) who was a barbarian with a battle axe twice her size. We had so many moments where we just tried to throw her across large distances.
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… yep
