Oookla the Murdery

Um.. the king is already dead. Have you read all the Stormlight Archive novels?

Jerk Granted. It is then multiplied exponentially. I wish to become Unity.

Granted. Global warming sky rockets. No more ice. I wish for Moash to get good again.

The pan. What is the stupidest thing?

A carrot.Literally got a gift wrapped carrot. What is your favorite food?

Granted. You get another layer of your hair. I wish for Wind And Truth to come out.

Granted. You go blind. I wish for my cremling girlfriend to be a human.

Granted. Whenever yo write, all the words are spelled wrong. I wish to get a girlfriend.

2275- I hope Teft is not induced with death.

Granted. It is so fragile that you cannot read it. I wish for Teft to come to life.

Granted. It creates a race and takes over the world. YAY! I wish to sneeze when I feel like I need too. It is so annoying when I feel it but do not sneeze.

Granted. You have a limit of 5 words, images, symbols, etc. I wish to have unlimited power.

Granted. That honorspren hates you. I wish to have unlimited cash.

Granted. Pineapples now are the shape and color of an apple and vice versa. I wish for 100000000000 dollars.

Ok, here it is, The Order Of Airshiners Surges: Illumination,Gravitation True Spren : Showspren (Falling instruments) Platespren: Glowspren (More neon than lightspren) Traits: Outgoing, Energetic First Ideal: LBD/SBW/JBD/ Second Ideal: I will empower those who cannot empower themselves. Third Ideal: The men I hate are not enemies Fourth Ideal: Life and Presence are of power Fifth Ideal: I accept that people can grow and change unhelped.

Plz take the poll

I think I'm going to have to go with wyndle because of his interactions with Lift.

The reason not Teft is that he is less funny other than when he hits the moss.

Yeah, that was my brother, mine is santhid.

Mine is Lurg.

Whats your fave? mine is obviously Rock and Lopen. Sad rock Left tho.

yeah well, i yam what i yam. but Moash did kinda piss me of tho

Yes, But they are just funny, but Moash is cool because of his path.

The Order Of Airshiners Surges: Illumination,Gravitation True Spren :Windspren Platespren: Ashspren Traits: Outgoing, Energetic First Ideal: LBD/SBW/JBD/ Second Ideal: I will empower those who cannot empower themselves. Third Ideal: The men I hate are not enemies Fourth Ideal: Life and Presence are of power Fifth Ideal: IDK please help! Any add-ons are helpful!

ELSECALER! I GOT DA BRAINS YO! #TEFT 4 EVAH