*gesp* "Noooo! My books!!" I start opening the door but then pause, suspicious that this is a trap.
Edit: Oh geez I'm the 24 post!
I grab H and shove him in a hole, grab my books and triple lock the door then hide under my bed.
7 posts left I think
I stock up on everything, food, water, toilet paper, all that stuff, energy, oxygen, food, entertainment, etc blah blah and magically teleport my bomb shelter 2 miles deeper into the earth and hide.