467. Constantly sneeze with as much vigor and force as you can, and try extra hard to sneeze on people. Then say you were allergic to their personality.
Edit: I was going to post 465 but then Vyz and Rye posted and I had to change it...
BUT If ur not radiant, then you'll end up like whatshername that girl that traveled to amina or whatever to heal herself then got poisended by the sleepless. Darn, I rly need to reread,
Darn man, that's gotta hurt, cuz those wires extended into your brain. Also, HOW DARE YOU! IM SUEING YOU FOR PROPERTY THEFT thief!!
Also, I like how we adopted a pirate theme, first the cannons, now one-eyed block, what's next!
320. Become a mad scientist trying to create a time machine to go back to the Cretaceous period so you can bring back a giganotosaurus and take over the world. Bonus points for having the standard crazy white hair