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  1. UndiagnosedCrazyBoy
    “Yup!” Crazy boy says setting the bucket down by where he’s working
  2. UndiagnosedCrazyBoy
    “We will find out if we can ever wash thi-“ he stumbles as his bag becomes heavier, Cheking it he finds a big bucket of water. “Nice”
  3. UndiagnosedCrazyBoy
    “Probably duck but slightly more gamey so delicious”
  4. UndiagnosedCrazyBoy
    “Alright, we’ll to pick out all the feathers by hand and then we’ll need to wash it.” He instructed Trying to contain his excitement. This is going to be so fun he thought
  5. UndiagnosedCrazyBoy
    “Thanks.” CB says putting the goose down on the now set up table. “You know how to clean and gut a goose?” He asks
  6. UndiagnosedCrazyBoy
    “Alright alright I got this. Poultry needs to be cooked to 165*F to be safe. First let’s debone this sucker.” Getting more used to the backpacks he looks expectantly and finds a standard kitchen knife. “That will work” he said. Grabbing the bird and flipping it upside down he shouted, “ might wanna look away for this part it’s gonna get bloody” he walks a bit away from everyone and slits the bird’s throat. Immediately blood starts pouring out and the bird twitches a bit spraying him with blood. “Come on man” He sighs. A couple minutes later, the blood was sufficiently drained. And CB sufficiently Bloodied.“Anyone got a Ta-OOF” He says as he’s taken to the floor by a folding table. “A little help?” He asks holding up the goose to not dirty it
  7. UndiagnosedCrazyBoy
    “Lunchtime? I can make that goose tasty, can’t be any different from a chicken defeathering and deboning right?”
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  9. UndiagnosedCrazyBoy
    “Delicious!”
  10. UndiagnosedCrazyBoy
    “You’re right!” He runs off maniacally pulling off a lighter in the water bottle pocket “hehehe”
  11. UndiagnosedCrazyBoy
    “Thanks” CrazyBoy says doing the same Suddenly, He gets a mischievous grin on his face “HEHEHE” he giggles maniacally. Suddenly serious he asks, “anyone got a match?”
  12. UndiagnosedCrazyBoy
    “Fun.” Crazy boy remarked. “Unrelated note, shouldn’t we put on sunscreen? We’re pretty high up and sunburns suck” he stated
  13. UndiagnosedCrazyBoy
    “Let’s see!” Crazy boy looked in his bag and found some… lighter fluid. “Man! oh well” he says pouring it on the piles
  14. UndiagnosedCrazyBoy
    “Can I pour some gasoline on it? Please?” CrazyBoy pleaded
  15. UndiagnosedCrazyBoy
    “What shrapnel? Its dynamite” CrazyBoy stated
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    “Try me” CrazyBoy says setting up the dynamite “Hand me that torch or a match” he said to SF “Oh and pour some gasoline on.” Elan CrazyBoy also doesn’t notice Spark macheting into the underbrush
  18. UndiagnosedCrazyBoy
    “Ohh alright would the explosion light it though?” Crazyboy asked
  19. UndiagnosedCrazyBoy
    “But the gas would just disperse? Unless you’re talking about gasoline…” Crazyboy mused
  20. UndiagnosedCrazyBoy
    “Why nooot?!”
  21. UndiagnosedCrazyBoy
    “BOOM BOOM STICK!”
  22. UndiagnosedCrazyBoy
    “It can’t be any different from fireworks right? And it doesn’t hurt to be safe!” CrazyBoy Replied
  23. UndiagnosedCrazyBoy
    “Alright if we do this we gotta be safe. We need to Stay back. Here tie this ignition cord to the dynamite then light it” CrazyBoy states pulling out some ignition states
  24. UndiagnosedCrazyBoy
    “No actually it wouldn’t. A grenade’s explosion is minuscule. A grenade’s most deadly part is the shrapnel. Dynamite however…” CrazyBoy trailed off
  25. UndiagnosedCrazyBoy
    “I was going to put it away” he muttered “ I’ll help chop these weeds with a machete” he said and pulled a machete from his bag
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