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IcedOutPenguin

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  1. I haven't opened any yet, I've got to have breakfast first. Cant open presents on an empty stomach.
  2. Merry Christmas everybody!
  3. Granted you will only wake up past 3 PM every day for the rest of your life. I wish to be smarter
  4. Granted. you can never sneeze after this one sneeze I said no animals in the tree! I wish every 17th shard member a Merry Christmas.
  5. Hah! Right. Sure. Go ahead. I can't grant something impossible. (though if you do sleep in I will be impressed) I wish to get rid of the raccoons in my tree, and NOT let any other animals in it
  6. "SANTA!!!!!! I know him." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
  7. Granted you can only cook mac & cheese, pizza, and tacos. but they are really good. I wish for my storming cats to get out of my Christmas tree.
  8. By "those games" you mean Legend of Zelda? if so Yes. If not, probably not. Ok, but have you ever met someone who has never read a book, like they probably read something in second grade or something TPBM thinks J.R.R Tolkien is S tier
  9. I don't think that applies to anyone here. TPBM is extroverted
  10. Granted, you only have to wait one day I wish for the power to teleport
  11. you can make ships run aground in the deep ocean, walk on water, and now have access to a very cool party trip! You can cause atoms to act as if they are going through a particle collider with a cooldown of 10 seconds
  12. granted your teeth rot, and the taste is terrible. I wish for a flute.
  13. Granted, you are now permanently exhausted for unrelated reasons I wish to have photographic memory
  14. granted, you now have the ugliest teeth in the world. I wish to not have ptsd anymore
  15. Whenever it's inconvenient, you have a convenient weapon (sorta), and you can distract people whenever you're trying to sneak into somewhere You can make anything nonliving glow dimly for 3 seconds with a 5 second cooldown.
  16. Granted you receive no bane for no boon. I wish to have only the best friends (really best friends, like loyal, smart, good people, etc.)
  17. You can inflict permanent mental harm to your greatest enemies, or you could pull a Dalinar and use it to convince a bunch of people to join you on one side of a conflict. you can shapeshift into anything so long as it doesn't weigh more than 5 pounds, is bigger than 2 feet in any dimension, and has a cooldown of 5 seconds
  18. The eyes out of the
  19. 1246. pretend to talk to a radiant spren that only you can see, but only do it inconsistently.
  20. Not the best, not the worst TPBM thinks square ice cream is better than round ice cream
  21. Suddenly, someone named George arrived
  22. in all the chapters of day 5 who is talking at the very beginning of them, it is starting to bug me I think it is Kelsier but I don't know
  23. Mmmm. yes, very good TPBM hates asparagus
  24. Granted. you are a zombie I wish to destroy evil
  25. That lived on Mount Llama
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