IcedOutPenguin

Welcome to the DFB! At the prompting/idea from @BlueWildRye, I have decided to make this group for all birds on the shard, I don't care if they're flightless, fast, predatory, or French, they are welcome here I am the High Flightfull, the leader of the DFB, even though I cannot fly, I am still given the title. @BlueWildRye will be second in command with the title of his choosing. After that, the hierarchy will be marked by seniority, with each member choosing their own title (provided that it is not as grand as the member ahead). Welcome to the DFB, we hope you enjoy your time here.

Granted but you have a headache for the next 2 days. I wish for a steam deck

I don't have any friends TPBM has more friends than me

3rd favorite cosmere book bested by WoR and WaT (though I need a few days to look back on the book to see if it is actually best). No I didn't understand the significance of it at the time and was not shocked. TPBM will recommend a list of at least 5 books for me to read.

There was nothing here before, but now something is there, what in damnation happened here? WWRTO dominoes

And that was your mistake as I do not use a rectangular fabrial (you call it a phone) to do almost anything (the exception being audiobooks), I instead use a book made of metal that runs ChromeOS as its operating system. ChromeOS, its just Windows but worse.

When you would rather be posting on 17th shard than watching a movie with you're family, but they force you to watch

I disagree, i feel that Kaladin amplified the arc with Szeth having to choose between his gods (Nale and 12124(kinda)) and what Kaladin is telling him. No it would not have been, this fight was incredible and definitely one of the best parts of the book. I agree with this, surprisingly. Oh, yeah. his family, the ones who are basically being tortured for eternity by Ishars fused return thing. and Kaladin just fuels this fight and doesn't actually participate. Overall WaT was great. Sure, it had some bad points (like the entire Shallan story just being boring), but had some of the most epic scenes I have ever read, like Dalinar doing some final grand thing and defeating Odium, and Kaladin becoming a herald (I saw that coming many books ago), that is rivaled only by some scenes in The Hero of Ages.

Granted but you now have bad dyslexia. I wish for good health

Carbonated water

Granted but now you have really bad anxiety I wish I had more friends

Granted your house is now full of candy making it impossible to move. I wish for 76 cupcakes

cats knocking ornaments off your Christmas tree.

Flickering streetlamps

Footrests that are too low

This is a forum where you can say anything that you mildly dislike, it could be something that you find annoying, or just irrationally dislike. No hate here though. No love either. Just mild dislikeablility. Ill start Toasters that don't pop your toast up high enough when done.

Granted. you are now on a different, uninhabited world making you the smartest person in it. I wish to be able to do simple calculations ridiculously fast.

best tour guide ever. and you can also be the best city planner of all time. (I also don't know how to break this very well) You can shingle the roof of a house by looking at it, but you can only use this once per week though and only with houses with less than 300 sq feet of roofing.

Buffets, eat till you puke, except don't throw up because it wastes the food you just ate. in short no I haven't. TPBM is still in school (college is school)

since you did not specify the type of chest you just need a small chest with something valuable in it (example: diamond) and then throw it above someones head and turn it into a car. you can detect when a TV will turn on 27 seconds before it happens.

Granted but you forget everything else about orgamii I wish to eat bacon for breakfast

Granted but everyone around you is miserable and you are empathetic. I wish to be good at chess.

I can subtly manipulate you to make better magic systems. You can turn cars into chests (like old fashioned D&D chests) with nothing inside them

Hoid is #1, Kal is #2, Wayne is #3 TPBM is dehydrated

Granted. you are now immortal now you have all the time in the world but everything goes 2x faster for you I wish for all the Stormlight Lost Tales story deck cards.