Through the living jeff

@RoyalBeeMage, @Part Of The Narrative, can I compile this RP into a book?

“They’re coming!” Someone shouts, “one of them has an artifact!” An artifact? Leod thinks I’d better lead the defense “DOES ANYBODY HAVE MY BLADE?” Leod shouts, someone brings a long, golden blade dripping a liquid golden light. “Thank you.” Leod says tersely As Leod saddles his warhorse, He wonders why is an army appearing now? After nearly twenty years in solitude? If only we weren’t so isolated… As he rides his horse out the gate, Leod orders a flag of parlay to be put out in the wind.

Oh, ok

“Thanks. I would like to know whom hired you, what ‘the sect’ is, and what are your demons?”

“I win.” Silas says “that powder, If I had left it unaltered, would have ruined your eyes, and then the flail would have crushed your chest.” Silas steps to the side.

“Will I actually die?” Silas says. He grabs a pouch of powder and tosses it in sleepers face, blinding him. Silas swings his flail towards sleeper

Silas throws the arrowhead right into Sleepers chest as he dulls it.

Granted. Your house becomes a giant tomato. I wish for a fish.

Silas pulls an obsidian arrowhead out of a pocket at his waist and modifies it in a way the makes it spin.

The club is vaporized almost as soon as it forms, and Silas takes a brick off the ground. He throws it at sleeper, and splits it into hundreds of dull needles. Why a music note? Oh the demons.

Granted. You visit before the Horneaters live there. I wish to me immune to all maladies.

Silas dodges to the side, flicking his flail forward as sleepers shoes become lacerated with holes.

Silas shapes the rod into a flail without the spikes. “Does this work?”

“If I will be able to recover from this duel, then yes. I accept” Silas says, grabbing a long metal rod, about three feet long.

“Do the same rules apply to you?” Silas asks “how much harm could come to me? After all, I could be crippled.”

“A catch.” Silas says “there’s always a catch. Tell me it, and maybe I’ll consider.”

“Nowhere in particular. Silas says guardedly. He steps around sleeper.

Silas pulls up short as the assassin- sleeper steps in front of him “What do you want?” He says irritably.

Silas stepped out of the servants entrance, and into the street beyond Okay. Let’s review. Silas thinks first, an assassin falls from somewhere into the room and threatens a Nobleman, and then offers to join him after a duel. Why? Silas nearly gets run over by a carriage on the next street over, and hurries to the other side of the street. What to do now? Where would the assassin go?

Ok.

Is this at the enemy camp?

“That’s what I’d been expecting” Silas says

“Head into the mines and retrieve the Artifacts!” Leod shouts at some passing soldiers “I need by blade and knife!”

Silas shrugged. “I’m only a servant m’lady, I wouldn’t know.”

“Fortify the fort!“ Leod shouts “There is a huge army just over that hill!”