Just-A-Stick

Stick: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you

I went back and TOTALLY forgot I put that in there

right! crap! I wish for a boyfriend that doesn't hate me ( I do not have one irl. tbh, I don't really want one. all they boys I know are sooo immature. except the guy i have a crush on ofc) In my opinion, the best way to get one, is either make one up, and make him perfect for you, or, do a character already there, (Kaladin, Adolin, Lopen, etc.) it works, and then you can write your own romance stories abt the two of you! Voila! you will never have free time again!

Granted, here I am, unfortunately, I'm upset because you said my boyfriend hates me. (People don't like me when I'm angry)

ouch! granted, but you are deaf for the rest of your life, and after you die. I wish for a gummy bear.

Granted, but you accidentally kill someone and are sentenced to death with it. I wish for a boyfriend.

Granted, but nobody will hire you. I want to enlist in the Army and die heroically, saving many people in the process.

I see.

Stick: *Stubbs their toe* This post has been reported for attempting to skirt the rules! Panda: Mind your language! Stick: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”??? Panda: Stick: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes! this actually happened the other day... I dropped an ENTIRE drawer full of jeans on my toe! *minus the Smiling Panda part bc I don't think I know anyone here IRL* Stick: *Accidentally hits Haly in the face* Stick: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m storming sorry' and 'Are you okay'* Stick: ARE YOU STORMING SORRY?! Haly: What’s wrong with you?!

hmmm unfamiliar with this music I am...

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!!

Ooh... I would except i'm to much of a recluse a shy individual...*smirk* But... I would be closer to Brandon... hmmmm... think on this further I will.

Just curious why I'm tagged as a musical person... I am, but I'm wondering what gave it away???

Same Stick: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a STORMING THREAT. Stick: Panda and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's- Panda: Sentences. Stick: Don't interrupt me. @InfiniteInsanity I will be your shardbuddie... *cheesy grin*

Awww, thank youuuu

thanks

Facepalm: Stick, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power! Stick: Well of course I have. Stick: Have you ever tried going mad without power? Stick: It's boring. Stick: God, give me patience. Edema: I think you mean 'give me strength'. Stick: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead. Stick: Am I going too far? Panda: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison. Stick: You're right. Panda That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it? ok, last one for now... Insanity: You kill people for money?! Stick: I can explain! Insanity: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump! or, maybe just one very last one? Panda: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword. Stick: That's why I carry two swords. It'S CoNtAgiOuS I HaVe A dEaDlY cAsE!!!! Stick: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground. Panda: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that. Stick: Must be hard not being able to laugh Panda: I do have a sense of humor you know Stick: I’ve never heard you laugh before Panda: I’ve never heard you say anything funny Stick: You saved me. I owe you my life. Edema: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed. Stick: I made tea. Elan: I don’t want tea. Stick: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea. Elan: Then why are you telling me? Stick: It is a conversation starter. Elan: That’s a lousy conversation starter. Stick: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate. ok, for real this time! *10 minutes later* Going into withdrawllll

Facepalm: You know those things will kill you, right? Elan, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point. Stick, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process. Edema: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough* Stick: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Elan: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially Stick, desperately, as Elan bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Elan Oh! B positive. Stick: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Elan: Stick: *Kicks the door down looking panicked* Facepalm: What did you do? Stick: Nobody died. Facepalm: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?! *Elan and Stick skipping stones on lake* Elan: It’s such a beautiful evening. Stick, whispering: Take that you storming lake HE he he these are So FUN!

Don't worry, regret tastes like... *trying to think what pattern would say* uhhh... chicken. Rosharan chicken of course!

Facepalm: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes. Insanity: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD. Facepalm: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time? Edema: So what’s for dinner? Stick, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret. Facepalm: Do you take constructive criticism? Stick: I only take cash or credit. Insanity: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. Facepalm: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away. Insanity: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God. Edema: You have to apologize to Insanity Stick: Fine. Stick: 'Unstorm you' or whatever. Facepalm: While I’m gone, Stick, you’re in charge. Stick: Yes!!! Facepalm, whispering: Edema, you’re secretly in charge. Edema: Obviously. Stick: Facepalm, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Facepalm: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later Stick: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Insanity. Stick: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me. Facepalm: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you? Stick: Yes! Insanity: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you. Stick: I told Insanity their ears flush when they lie. Facepalm: Why? Stick: Look. Stick: Hey Insanity! Do you love us? Insanity, covering their ears: No. Facepalm: OML this is SO fun!

Facepalm, banging on door: Wizard! open up! Wizard: Well, it all started when I was a kid... Insanity: No, they meant- shortcake: let them finish. Facepalm: Can you keep a secret? Stick: Do you know anything about my life? Facepalm: No, I do not. Good point. thx, @Szeth's Facepalm @shortcake@InfiniteInsanity @The Wandering Wizard, and @Just-A-Stick( or stick, i don't realy care)

what this is i am wonderzing. @Szeth's Facepalm name cool yourz iss... wings and dings and purple thingsssss * away walks on upside down handyzz*

I almost alwayssss stay up too late, then wonder why i'm tired when i wake up at 5:00am... and after I stay up wayyy to late Then I Can't fall asleep... FUNN!

*Yawn*

Is @Mistrunner still active? *Blushes and hides under table*