Unintelligenius

Why are firetrucks red?

Because firetrucks have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight is twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth is also a ship, and ships sail the seas, and in the seas are fish, and on the fish are fins, and the fins fought the russians, and the russains are red, and fire trucks are always "russian around".

-Siri