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Through the Living Elan

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  1. MWA HA--- WAIT. YOU DON'T LIKE ICE CREAM. HOW. WHY. NO. HOW.
  2. I KNOW! You mope, and aon yourself thousands of pounds of ice cream! AND IF SOMEONE DOESN'T MEME ME I'LL AON @Just-A-Stick INTO ICE CREAM!
  3. Of course, I still have a year or so to wait. Then I can date. But only casual. Word that rhymes with casual.
  4. Wonderful! Simplistic, so deep. Also, love the picture of a polar bear in a blizard. 1000/1
  5. I am a single pringle. I do not date. I do not have a girlfriend. Even if I want to.
  6. Meeeemeeeee meeeeeeee
  7. Yay! I love being able to drive, even if I need a parent
  8. Elan nods happily. "Nothing in particular!!!"
  9. The Once-Author waved a hand and the laser bolts were sucked into the black hole. "Never actually read Ender's game." He said. He waved his hands and the world was spaghettified as everything was sucked into the black hole. First: Yeah, it's definitely super fun. Second: Legitimately never read Ender's Game. Third: Spaghettification is actually the word for what happens when you're being sucked into a black hole.
  10. Elan nods. "Nothing in particular?" He asks.
  11. How cryptic can I make my puns...
  12. Elan takes both. "wOA H!!!" He shouts. "Everything is everywhere! This is weiRD IS thAt a MONKEY?!" Elan wobbles and then collapses to the ground giggling, waving his hands in the air.
  13. The Once-Author nods. "Fancy." He waves a hand and the volcano fades away, leaving them in the vacuum of space, drifting around a small, house sized black hold. He holds his blade at the ready, on the defensive, ready for Nerdy's attack. I've never actually battled in an RP. This is fun!
  14. "Nothing in particular" Said Elan.
  15. Elan punches raven, then gasps. "OH SORRY I THOUGHT YOU WERE A BAD GUY!"
  16. "Something strong, fun, and weird." "OI STOP THINKING ABOUT ME LIKE THAT!" Elan says. "I've never had drugs before and I wanna see what it's like! FOR SCIENCE!"
  17. "I merely used an intense application of-" Elan starts, but then stops when he sees Jar Man's blank stare. "Sorry. Boring metaphysics and magic. Anyway, drugs?"
  18. The Once-Author reappears next to Nerdy, catching the Authorblade in midair. He slams the blade into the ground and the arena transforms into a volcano. Balls of fire rain from the sky as the Once-Author swings at Nerdy again, his blade crackling with lightning.
  19. Elan appears next to jar man. "Drugs? You have any?"
  20. The Once Author's body spurts blood as he is cleaved in half. He re-forms a few feet away, rubbing his neck. "OW. WATCH WHERE YOU SWING THAT THING!" The Once-Author throws his authorblade, the air around it lighting on fire as it flies head-on towards Nerdy.
  21. The Once-Author flinches, then fades away. "OI NERDY I'M OVER HERE QUIT HITTING AN ILLUSION!" He shouts from across the arena.
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