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I had a group playing DnD at my house on Friday and the final bosses of the dungeon (not campaign) were summoning a Dragon-blood Ooze (an ooze made from dragon blood) in a summoning circle. The paladin LICKED the circle and then before I could say anything rolled a 20 on a die (I wasn't going to call for a save) with that luck I had to do something so I turned them into an adult amethyst dragon as if they were affected by a potion of dragon's majesty (turn into dragon for 1 hour). He 1 shot every enemy and the whole party although luckily the party wasn't killed outright and everyone succeeded in the death saving throws. I now regret this as it ruined my boss fight. (Although it was pretty funny)
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When you really think about it...
Music is just wiggling air
Color is just wiggling light
therefore musicians and artists are just Wizards of the Wiggle.
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I was on Wikihow and for some reason the "You might also like" section at the bottom of the page included...
How to make someone wet the bed
How to act like a baby again
How to be a mean girl
How to act like you're possessed
How to be a spy
How to act like royalty
I love/hate wikihow so much
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Nice Pokemon Profile Pic. Wally and Mega Gallade.
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So I figured out that we are in The Matrix.
I found 1.50$ in my coat (yay) and wanted to get some pucker powder from the zoo gift shop (the tubes you fill up by yourself with flavored powder)
I had enough for the smallest size but grabbed the 2nd smallest by mistake.
It cost too much so my friend gave me an extra dollar and I gave it to them.
I was like "Wait I wanted the smallest" got my money back and gave the dollar back to my friend and got the smallest.
I went to pay (it cost 1.49 so I gave them the penny) but when I gave them the money I still had an extra dollar.
My friend had hers. The cashier had the right amount so the only reasonable explanation is that we are living in a simulation and I accidentally discovered an infinite money glitch.
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So @The Bookwyrm decided to make me make a new DnD class loosely based on Hoid.
The class basically lets you choose 3 classes and every morning you get to distribute your collector levels into 2 of them. (1d8 hit die doesn't matter what class. almost no features of it's own but there are a few)
He actually got me excited about it and I'm calling it the Freelancer.
I have 2 subclass options
Mimic: this would flavor it as a person who mimics other classes and would get the signature ability Mimic which lets you copy the last CLASS feature or spell used and use it (logistical nightmare but I'll make it work)
Collector: Collects the lore of different classes instead of mimicking them and gets the signature ability Collection which lets it memorize a class ability that isn't it's own and use it like it is with restrictions like long rests and points and stuff still in place (again a logistical nightmare but i'm willing to figure it out)
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So I had to write a poem for my english class using certain prompts and my prompt was
"I see a face out the window"
so I made a poem and am now worried about my sanity.
Help for He is coming
A free verse poem by: Colin Lafferty (don’t worry, I’m sane. I think…)
I see a face at the window,
Help for He is coming,
I hear a knock at the door,
Help for He is coming,
I run to my room,
Help for He is coming,
I hear a knock,
Help for He is coming,
He is in my room,
Help for He has come,
He is on my bed,
Help for H…
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I saw a desmos guide online (can't remember what channel or anything) and made

