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Exotic Almond

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  1. *Flashback* Oran runs from his families mountain home in shock. He still can't believe what happened. Instead he ignores everything, running through the woods with his partner in her ball. He doesn't know where to go or what to do. He just knows that he needs to get away before she gets him too. He runs and runs and eventually comes across the town of Vila. Exhausted and looking like he escaped Team Flare's ultimate weapon, he collapses behind the Pokemon center and falls asleep. *Flashback over*
  2. "Good. Now let's get back on the bus." @The Bookwyrm @Spark of Hope
  3. "Wanna see? He opens his robe and it swallows Richard whole. He falls through an entire demiplane filled with mallets (and other stuff but mostly mallets) before being spat out "does that answer your question?"
  4. Almond is stunned "You just... took my mallet... Hah! Just kidding I have many mallets!" He reaches into his robe of holding and pulls out another mallet.
  5. "Hey! No drinks in the courtroom!" Almond reaches out with his hammer to smash.
  6. "Nope nope nope nope nope. If you take one more step in this bus I will bop you in the head and that might skew the data."
  7. "Yup, everyone. Except the person who's mind we are invading. Don't make me use my mallet."
  8. I pull out a set of keys "Come on, everyone but Edema Rue must get in this bus." as I say this a bus appears out of thin air. @The Bookwyrm @Spark of Hope
  9. The judge phases back in "Sorry, I am astral projecting myself across the city to be here. JM do you have anything else to say?
  10. "Well, with this statement I shall adjourn court temporarily while I go drive to the zoo. I'll be back soon. The Bookwyrm you have until I return."
  11. "Now. I believe that it is time for the prosecution's first witness. Who are you calling to the stands?" @The Bookwyrm
  12. "What? No, he's a witness. You said "You're joking, right? you dont actually think that?" In response to JM (right?) saying that we had smart people. That's an insult to the attorneys." @The Bookwyrm (uhh, who's the defense attorney?"
  13. "Ok, I'll be right back." Almond teleports away but he doesn't let go of the portal bubble surrounding Aventine.
  14. "Yet you keep letting me but fine, I relent. Yell to your hearts content or whatever." "I know I just told you to do whatever but please don't insult our attorneys.
  15. "I mean, I can literally teleport... do you think you could hold it off while I get help?"
  16. "Shh! Aventine be quiet! We need to get the others!"
  17. "Sir could you please not yell. I will have you removed if this behavior continues."
  18. "Order in the court! The accused stands before us being accused of the awesomeness that is Nerdism. How do you plead?" @Edema Rue @The Bookwyrm @Spark of Hope @WhyEverNot_8 @Immortal Platypus @TheRavenHasLanded @Wierdo
  19. I put on a powdered wig and sit on the bench.
  20. What? What's this?
  21. Almond follows Aventine (and the bodies) through the sandstorm. As he looks at what is in front of him, he gasps.
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