Monk of Dakhor

well, google thinks you're a witch

21 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

a lot of things. My ideas are either moving to California for life (as the minimum), banned from the Shard and from us following him (Mid), DEATH! (not the most extreme)

yes

we could execute him in the way that Kelsier threatened to do to Hoid in Secret History

I am trying to read the entire cosmere and I just want to see all the books that are in it

2 hours ago, shortcake said:

you just exposed yourself-

I imagine that he meant to put "" around the exposed

so he tried to "expose" us 

You know should we do it like a true witch hunt, and if they expose another witch than we don't do whatever we are going to do to them? (but we should still do it)

13 minutes ago, cheeseman said:

I have not read Elantris (ik, I should)

You really should, It is in my opinion, by far one of brandons best books

idk, I was worried that chaos or somebody else would get upset if I changed what somebody said

well that is quite a pessimistic view on things! 

What would Raoden say?

also ngl after I posted that I was half worried that I would get in trouble for doing that

2 minutes ago, cheeseman said:

@Kajsa :) I request this evidence be thrown out on account of misrepresentation and doctoring.

that is a lot of big words, also twas a joke, I will edit, since you don't have a sence of humor apparently

jk

but I will still edit

1 hour ago, Wits instant noodles said:

pft no its a result of many years of learning

How do we not know that he is speaking of his many years of learning witch-craft?

1 hour ago, Wits instant noodles said:

hold on that's also my amazing intelligence

Which, is likely to be the result of self targeted magic

On 3/14/2023 at 9:17 AM, Kendelian said:

I have an idea. Since hemalurgy can be used to steal Connection, could one use hemalurgy to steal an Elantrian’s Connection to Elantris, then give that Connection to another person? In addition, could one give said Connection to a Dakor monk, and how would Aon Dor interact with the monk?

would hemalurgy even work on a different planet?

also would a dakhor monk be able to be taken by the shaod or no?

what do you think would happen if the wyrm was taken by the shaod?

This thread is really weird to read as the youngest of nine, ngl

also I was just coming home from a trip, and I stopped at a gas station and they had outside of the bathroom a piece of paper that said "we have a waterfall urinal, large enough to fit two or three at the same time." I was confused and when I went in I saw this:

(I forgot to take a picture so I just grabbed this reddit link for the image off of google, I am pretty sure this is the same place)

There was this and one stall

Outside on the roof was a animatronic cowboy that would say stuff,

Along with it serving 30 different kinds of jerky and an ice-cream shake made with dates, it was by far the oddest gas station I have ever been to

(If the image doesn't appear please tell me)

if you want your life to not suck as much, then just look at this

https://notthebee.com/article/please-enjoy-these-wackos-living-their-best-spiderman-life-now

spooder-mon

2 hours ago, Wits instant noodles said:

I am not a witch but since you have brought forth no evidence that cant be explained by my IQ, I would say that either you put forth your evidence or the jury/judge/whoever is deciding this should decide

EVIDENCE!!!! 

Rubix cubes, he can solve them way faster than any man should be able to

11 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

You could probably join the jury. Or you could be a witness, you spend a lot of time with him.

Oh bet! I have so much evidence of him being a witch

2 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

that is until you meet me *evil smile*

Nobody know that you can take the capitals of the countries

-\_(-_-)_/-

May I just state, I am the best paper.io world conflict player I have ever seen

actually never mind I want to screw you over, what can I do @Aes Sedai to mess up wits instant noodles

1 hour ago, cheeseman said:

Good people of the court!

Please, this is the 21st century. Be civil.

I, on behalf of my client, do accept this role of defense attorney and will truly and faithfully represent @Wits instant noodles. I will speak the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help me ADONALSIUM!!

*ahem*

If the defendant will join me, we will discuss his position.

4 hours ago, Wits instant noodles said:

nope I refuse also @Monk of Dakhor I summon you

well darn you instant noodles, now me and cheeseman have to duke it out to see who can be the defense attorney

ok ty

So basically whoever has the best hardware and OS is going to win

Just now, The last Fae in the Woods said:

Because you won, oh wait I just won.

What???

Oh nevermind I get it now, let me just slide into all this winning

also, is there a limit to the amount of messages that can be in one topic? I am just curious if it is going to cap out at 50,000 or something