Immortal Platypus

Platypus stood, a new power shining in his eyes. "Wait. You said Emma is dead? There was something at the clinic claiming to be Emma. There was also something claiming to be Wizard though, so... I don't know."

"The need may not be yours, but it is mine. Judgement is flawed, but following another will help."

NO! WATER ISN'T SOUP!!!!!

"Our group here is Matra, Thaid, X, Rue, Insa, you, and me, unless I'm forgetting someone. Does anyone know where Nameless is? Rue? You were with him most recently to my knowledge. Wait, Emma is dead? Someone we fought at the clinic claimed to be her, but someone also claimed to be Wizard while we were there so..." Platypus summoned his Blades. "Either way, my Blades are yours, my liege," Platypus says to Calano, kneeling, swords thrust into the ground. "Your wish is my command."

So he's a spambot that's also an Asha'man, witch, waerloga, enchantress, sorceress, and aes sedai that is also a Kandra pretending to be an insect centaur. I bet he isn't even a Shard!

robot is right

"Since you're here, can we leave Earth now? I don't like it here, they think platypi are mindless. Pretty much anywhere is better than here. Plus if anyone sees us, it'll be bad."

Solar, is your PFP a quasar, blackhole, or galaxy?

i see. that's... strange. but also cool. We have a sub in seminary today

Platypus jumped up and stumbled back. "C- Calano? Is it actually you? Do you have a plan? Is Wizard actually dead? What happened? Did the ecosystem from the Light survive?" Platypus asks rapidly.

"Ok. I don't so... I think we're good with it. Especially if you can contact Calano."

thats exactly what I'd expect a spambot to say!

well, this probably will as someone wins at 100,000 posts, but TLPW probably won't. 1607

FRY SAUCE!!!!!!!! We've got quite a few Utahns on the Shard

i won for a whole day!!!? AWESOME!!!!!

but... i wanna know! Insa, will you tell me?

um... Eddie? Do we need to have another talk about lying? i got Spotify a few months ago, and I'm not a theatre kid (but I'm the right kind of person to be one)

no other possibility.

just copy the text, edit the post and delete the box. then paste the text again. He hasn't been spambotting because he's trying to disguise himself.

WOOHOO!!!!!! I GOT ADDED TO THE LIST!!!!!!!! oh, and Spotify did it again. Now i have, "In love, but loves theatre more."

but what if i want to be confused?

yeah. I'm cool like that

maybe and hopefully 1604

Tal'rin "Fine. But as soon as we can leave, we're leaving, ok?"