Cash67
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How large are we talking?
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Talk to @Aes Sedai and see if she has any Dark Alley contacts or other.... methods.
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In this case I offer you the title of Dimensional Authority. You will guide us as our mission extends beyond the scope of just this universe and launches us into the other dimensions we can visit. You would be working very closely with @Witless of Shinovar, @Lord Gregorio, and @SymphonianBookworm to make sure that their missions are accomplished in unfamiliar lands. Do you accept?
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Impressive. Can you indeed worldhop as your name implies?
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Perfect! Then when @Witless of Shinovar, High General of the MPI gives the signal, @Aes Sedai and @SymphonianBookworm shall sneak to the SCOTUS building and bake it into a pie. Anything that they need will be supplied.
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How is thy able to further the MPI's goals?
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Would you like to join the council?
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@NerdyAarakocra would this be strong enough to turn a building of congress into a pie?
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Indeed you may! You have full access to all of our mundane baking supplies, and when magic supplies come in, you are the one who needs to determine how they can be used best. Currently our intelligence department is guarding the ultimate weapon, so when the time comes to bake the building, we will pass that to your department.
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In this case, I offer you the title of Minister of Crusts and Jellies. You will be responsible for making sure the pies that we make are worthy for the world and universe to see! Do you accept?
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I think that manna has one too many 'n's to power our ultimate weapon, but it could be used as baking material for our crusts when the card is used
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@Witless of Shinovar @Aes Sedai We need to take over a swamp
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Can you get access? Can you build/obtain a time machine?
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@Lord Gregorio do we know where to acquire mana?
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Welcome to the council! You'll report to @Witless of Shinovar as he is the High General, but you have control over our intelligence agencies. I'm sure @Aes Sedai and @Lord Gregorio would appreciate help on both finding information about baking a building and "acquiring" materials for said bake
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I bestow upon thee the title of Spymaster. You shall infiltrate all: government, Community Forums, and RPs to gather support and information, sabotage our enemies, and provide critical insight to all members of this council. Do you accept the title?
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How does thy wish to serve the MPI?
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GLORIOUS! We will need to send you and the special forces to steal acquire a giant oven for the baking procedure. Anywhere on the Shard that you can find one would work.
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Anyone here know where we can acquire a large lens/large oven-inator?
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Y'all's advice is always helpful and welcome. Also, @Lord Gregorio what do we need to bake a building?
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I like this. Our armies have a good strategic mind behind them. Whatever benefits the MPI is what I will do. I would prefer a willing, pie-loving population, for democracy and capitalism, but if a temporary dictatorship is needed then the council will pull together and assert its power. Also for the question of a revolution or a quiet takeover, the answer is yes. First the takeover, then a revolution that makes all things pie the solution to all of society's problems
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In addition once we have baked the Supreme Court we can declare the baking of governmental buildings to be constitutional, clearing the path for us quite easily
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Particularly units that excel in spreading a crust over the Supreme Court building
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The Ayes have it! Mission statement will be updated shortly. Additionally, our High General has declared his target to be baking the government pie. Alternatively, our Vice President has suggested baking SpaceX so that we focus on funding rather than manpower. However this is @Witless of Shinovar’s decision. High General, your forces await your orders
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As President, I nominate this to be our mission statement! All in favor say “Aye”
