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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
Bird Furious replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Her stupid tears dripped onto his shoulder and she reached up to wipe them away. “I know. That’s… that’s a good thing to want. But… not everybody can be so good like you are.” Fresh tears welled in her eyes. “Some of us… some of us are killers. We’re people too, aren’t we? We’re just trying to… we’re just trying.”- 111834 replies
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OH YEAH YOU WANT A FIGHT WELL IM GOOD AT THROWING FETTUCINNE
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He frowned. The dude hadn’t done anything noteworthy lately, so it was probably safe to leave and update his employer. He snuck away to find him.
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I WANT A TURN HECKLE ME NOW
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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
Bird Furious replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
“But…” She dropped the clay, wiped her hands on her cloak, and pressed them to her eyes. “I’m sorry. I don’t… I’m trying,” she choked. “But I don’t know what I should believe anymore, and every time I think about it or talk about it it just gets worse and I know I need to just shut up because nobody cares and they’re my problems and not yours, but it feels like I’m drowning sometimes. I don’t know which way is up, and I don’t know where to reach because I don’t know where to reach at all, but if I give up I’m afraid it’ll keep you up at night. Which is presumptuous of me, and selfish to even think you might care, but I…” She barely managed to choke down the knot of panic and hate and shame. “I’m sorry,” she whispered again. Lady Bug tilted her head back to critically examine his coat. “Hmm. It does look quite sturdy.”- 111834 replies
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Where's the kid? I'm supposed to take her home now. Nah, Denmark more so.
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The Person Below Me
Bird Furious replied to The Awakened Salad's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Not TOGETHER. What are you, an eldrich demon? TPBM is tiiiiiiiired and has to work niiiine to fiiiiiive tomorrowwwwwww. -
The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
Bird Furious replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Well... yeah. But what if Ciara was alive right now, locked in a prison somewhere? Do you really think she'd change?" This was getting off topic, and Beosta's chest hurt, and she wished she weren't holding clay because she didn't want to get her hair dirty. "I shouldn't decide who lives or dies," she said again. "And I don't want anybody dead. But what's done is done. We... we can't go back." She stood up. "I'm gonna... go."- 111834 replies
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Is that a rock in your mouth? Nah, it's just from my surgery.
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Nah, I wanna go to BYU Provo. 2361
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YOU'RE SO AWFUL A BEAR COULD SMELL THE FLOWERS A MILE AWAY FROM YOUR HOUSE. WHAT KIND OF WRATHFUL SPIRIT KEEPS FLOWERS IN HIS TOP HAT, ANYWAY? THAT'S SO TECHIE OF YOU. WHAT ARE YOU, A TOWEL FANATIC? A TOOTHPASTE ADDICT? oh that would explain a lot actually
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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
Bird Furious replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
WHAT KIND OF PERSON WANTS TO BE HECKLED THAT'S THE MOST 1970s THING YOU COULD POSSIBLY WANT, YOU BASIC HOLLOWED OUT CERAMIC SWINE. I wish for everyone to know that I mean nothing by my heckles. -
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE? YOU LOOK LIKE RICK ASTLEY OR WHATEVER HIS FACE IS BUT ZONED OUT WITHOUT A JAW. THE LADYBUGS IN YOUR CLOSET HEAR EVERY WORD YOU SAY AT NIGHT AND SOMETIMES THEY WANT TO COME STRANGLE YOU. ALSO YOUR LAUGH SOUNDS LIKE CLICKING ROBOT GEARS
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YOU'RE A SCUDDING MONKEY WHO CAN'T EVEN TYPE ON A KEYBOaRD RIGHT WHAT KIND OF M IS THAT IT LOOKS LIKE AN S HOW DO YOU MESS UP AN M ON A KEYBOARD TAHT BADLY HOW : D
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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
Bird Furious replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted, but it's feral. I wish for a star. -
*mocks*
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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
Bird Furious replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
She frowned. "How very rude of them." "No! Shoe, you're not listening! It's not that clear cut. It's just not." She squished the clay between her fingers. "If they escape and kill again, somebody's going to have to meet the family. You know what they'll have to say? They'll have to say, "I'm sorry your son died because we didn't have the guts to humanely execute a convicted, unstable murderer". Somebody's going to lose sleep over that. Somebody's going to have to carry that weight. Don't you see? It's not a situation where you can just slap on a bandage. It's not 'one-size-fits-all'." She took a deep breath, trying to ignore the tears streaming down her cheeks and the tremor in her voice. "Killing is wrong. But... but... sometimes it's less wrong than not killing." No, no, that wasn't right. "I mean--- it's the last thing you should do! Obviously. It's bad. It's awful. But sometimes you have to, Shoe. Sometimes you have to. Sometimes it's... less wrong."- 111834 replies
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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
Bird Furious replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
In exchange for getting Wrath off my tail, your bane is that you now have to look at the sky once a day or else get splashed with a bucket of water. Which is not a bad bane. I wish for a bunch of broken glass. -
The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
Bird Furious replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
I shall also need to leave and will return in about two hours! Love y'all!- 111834 replies
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Bird Furious replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"But what if they escape? And what constitutes self defense? Does it include hypothetical preventative measures?" Beosta was overwhelming herself, so she picked up a handful of clay from the riverbank, rolling it between her palms.- 111834 replies
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Bird Furious replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"But... but what about self defense? Or terrorists? Or... or..." She went silent.- 111834 replies
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Bird Furious replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Who should choose, then?" she said softly. "Not me. I know that. Not me. But... somebody has to choose."- 111834 replies
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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
Bird Furious replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
OOOH I don't mind at all Granted. You get little bat wings cuz that's DeFINiteLy a curse for a little pocket person. I wish for a magic sword of epic proportions!
