Bird Furious

Beosta smiled. Those were such very nice things at the end--- but they probably had nothing to do with the light feeling in her chest. No, that was because somebody understood what it was like to make a mistake. To feel the guilt. ---It was completely different, obviously. But the shock and the horror... he understood that too. Good luck, she thought at him as he ran off. Then she went back to the party to find something inebriating. She ended up with cherry cola instead, having been convinced by Livetha that it was the same thing. "Of course! I will call him Nummy. Where is he?" they so sweeeeeeet

A random rat skittered by on the shore.

“That would be fantastic. I’ll take excellent care of it,” she promised.

That was a little more than Beosta had expected. Somehow it made her feel better. She immediately felt awful, but… maybe he understood a little more than she’d thought. She hugged him harder. “I see,” she murmured. “That makes a lot of things make sense.” Night Glassy Glassy Glass Glass

If it ever gets stressful though we understand

Ok no pressure if you’d rather not

Awww you didn’t posttttttttttt

Yeah it was Have a good sleep, k?

I’M NOT POLOGIZING UNTIL SHE POLOGIZES FIRST. THIS IS CHILD ABUSE.

MAKE HER POLOGIZE

NO YOU SCUDDING DIDNT VYZ IS ON MY SIDE. I WANT ANOTHER APOLOGY OF AT LEAST THREE VERY HEARTFELT SENTENCES ACKNOWLEDGING EVERYTHING THAT SCUDDING WRNT INTO BEOSTA. OR ILL KILL HER. @Kajsa CAN CONFIRM I AM HEARTLESS ENOUGH TO DO SO.

SHE ASKS MY CHARACTER YO STAY AND THEN HAS THE AUDACITY TO CALL HER PREDICTABLE WHEN SHE DOES SOMETIMES GOOD CHARACTERS ARE PREDICTABLE THAT MEANS IM DOING MY JOB RIGHT AND YOU UNDERSTAND HER FLLLBRRRRTYSSSHHIIIIIBINIJIBBET

YEAH WELL DID YOU SEE WHAT SHE SAID DID YOU SEE WHAT SHE SAID

Mmhmm. So your idea of a draft is to add more and more trauma— *sigh* Guess I hafta cool it now.

You’ll be shocked to know that some people are capable of writing more than one kind of character. Beosta is my first murderer. The last protagonist I wrote suffered only from self doubt. How many times did you have to write Shoe before you settled on a final design? Hopefully only one. This is hardly worthy of being called a first draft. It’s only in good fun once you apologize. *petulant *

Oh, I’m sorry I’m so accustomed to character archetypes. Based on the quality of Shoe’s average post, I guess I took you for a newbie. I suppose you might be able to turn it into something spectacular. Let’s see if you need AI this time, love. Oh, and about the “dude pursues girl” thing? I actually had a plan. But hey, if you can’t handle slow burn, go ahead and put out the fire. She INSULTED my CHARACTER. I will DESTROY THIS WOMAN.

For six, let’s compare my two characters. 1. Beosta. A woman who’s struggling to come to terms with the morality of murder because of a grave mistake she made in the past. Her backstory is intense, full of well-written gaslighting and foreshadowing, somehow helping to separate killer (impulsive) Bea from the Bea who doesn’t know who she is, doesn’t have a direction, and (as she believes) can never be as good as her mother. Beosta has anger issues, but is terrified of upsetting or looking stupid in front of the one person she’s ever formed a true, close connection with, but also naturally wants to be close to him even if she does look stupid. Her character arc wrestles with self loathing and self worth, morality, redemption, and even brushed up with sui*ide. Shoe, a cute mute based off of [redacted] with no parents, a golden childhood, and more trauma from an Ennuller than his sister who was held captive for ten years who is about to tell some sob story about “oh Ciara wanted my sister because Tam is SPECIAL” or “she wanted the NARRATOR POWERS” or if ur gonna go the boring route, because of revenge. Or if you’re trying a plot twist, it’s because Ciara’s somehow related to Tam and Shoe. I’ll leave you to decide which character deserves more mockery.

Okay for one ow for two give me grace; I’ve never written a character like that before and SHE WOULD HAVE LEFT BUT YOU SAID NO And for three NEVER EVER COME AFTER MY CHARACTERS AGAIN, YOU WEIRDLY POPULAR PINEAPPLES AND WEDNESDAY MY DUDES AND CUTE GUYS WHOSE BACKSTORIES YOU MADE UP ON THE SPOT GIRL. and for four, thank you! It’s a skill Oh and for five GASP IM MARRIED?? WOW HOW FID YOU ONOW. CLAIRVOYANT. *sarcasm* Imagine not knowing your own daughter’s marital status. Or being able to articulate it correctly.

Well, you can’t even do your TLT post.

Humph. I’m suing you for emotional damages.

Idek what that means so it means nothing to me.

…she already saw you, buddy.

Copy you? Oh, you poor dear ego. Not at all. I was proving to everyone how very predictable you are.

She wiped her eyes and looked up at him. “No.”

*raps badly cuz I legit can’t think of rhymes right now* True insults are the scariest things of all. That’s why I’ve been insulting Wrath’s skill at typing the letter ‘M’— I’m not scary at all.