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  1. Bird Furious
    “Well… it’s kind of like…” he frowned. “You know. Tasting success, or whatever they say.”
  2. Bird Furious
    “You never told me not to press all the buttons,” she muttered. “The second one is probably my Author’s fault.” Bat didn’t really wanna be part of this conversation. I did what I could, he promised. There’s some kind of a… mental block or something… but I think she’s okay for now. I’m sorry— I should have reminded her to let you know, but Love showed up and set off this nuclear blast and Cricket got poisoned and we all got hungry…
  3. Bird Furious
    “You okay?” She whispered. He shrugged. “Why not taste?”
  4. Bird Furious
    She folded her arms, pouting. “I have not let you down. Prove it.”
  5. Bird Furious
    She scoffed. “Have a little faith in me. When have I ever let you down?”
  6. Bird Furious
    I think my brain is just ded
  7. Bird Furious
    “Most exciting.” She grinned, then placed the tip of her nail on his forehead, sending hot tingles through his skin. Her voice took on a musical cast. “As I speak here, beneath stone borne from time and skies borne of wonder, all that you touch and command shall be ruined.” She stepped back.
  8. Bird Furious
    I think I did but I don’t remember doing it
  9. Bird Furious
    Wait I don’t remember saying that… waiiiiit
  10. Bird Furious
    Lady Bug pursed her lips, but pursued the topic no further. “No need,” Lady Bug sang. “The next episode is currently in production. I have a team of butterflies on it. We wouldn’t want to overwhelm dear Bacon, after all.”
  11. Bird Furious
    “Why would you want to help me? What’s happening?” She tried to brush the syrup away, then growled in frustration. Stupid powers.
  12. Bird Furious
    “What are you talking about? You put me in a CAGE.”
  13. Bird Furious
    “LET GO OF ME,” she yelled, and suddenly the three of them were completely doused in Caro syrup.
  14. Bird Furious
    Bat smiled, somewhat reassured. Lady Bug appeared and informed him that yes, he had had a podcast, and that the imaginary shareholders were quite angry. Then she asked what he might have done to anger Onyx.
  15. Bird Furious
    She squeaked and tried to pull away.
  16. Bird Furious
    Heh. You really know nothing, do you, boy? "Good. But you are susceptible to many things." She tapped his goblet with a finger. It dissolved, as if rusted from the inside, the remaining wine dripping to the floor. "I will teach you this skill, as your new primary sponsor. In return, you will make more friends. Make deals, take jobs, extend your influence. Yes?"
  17. Bird Furious
    nommy nommy nommy nommy nommy nommynommynommy
  18. Bird Furious
    "I don't know! I think he grabbed me!" She ran straight through a wall, TAAron in tow.
  19. Bird Furious
    "I do not need your help at present. It is well enough that you trust me, and I trust you." She set her goblet on the table. "In order to solidify our relationship, I would like to offer you a gift. Have you any natural abilities?" Tellin scrambled down the hallway. The voice in Sylas' mind swore rather badly. I could have fixed everything for you.
  20. Bird Furious
    "No, taste." He smiled, tilting his face up. "I know it sounds crazy because it doesn't make sense. But I've found that, in everything I've seen, the most beautiful things in life are too far away to be real. The beauty is in pretending they're close by." Haly screeched, grabbed TAAron, and bolted down the hallway. @The Aspiring Archivist
  21. Bird Furious
    I wish, but I ate the rest of him a minute ago YES YOU DID
  22. Bird Furious
    Is ok. Hmm. Tell me where to find you. Sylas, touch the cat and your problems will be gone.
  23. Bird Furious
    THEN WHAT WERE YOU EATING Ehe NOBODY ASKED YOU, SPIRIT. I saw that... I wish I had time but I've got so much on my plate rn
  24. Bird Furious
    "The stars are actually big flaming balls of gas, right? But that's not what they look like. They look like tiny fireflies, or angels, or... well, they're beautiful. Those are the stars I'd want to taste."
  25. Bird Furious
    I'm not good, I'm perfect I am a PERFECT PERSON
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