Emery the Steelrunner

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SCOT STERLING THE PEWTER ARM!!!

It could be.

@Trutharchivist is a misting, you could attack them.

I need to hire a few hazekillers to protect my house from mistings and mistborns.

Hi @SymphonianBookworm! Welcome to the amazing shard. I’ll get back to you on some book suggestions.

I have lost the game again.

Hello there @Elf!

@The Wandering Wizard you are evil. I was doing so well, and then I got about fifteen notifications from this thread.

I’m a house lord, now I just need to figure out what my house name will be. Any suggestions?

That looks amazing. Hey @Sequence is that a relative of yours?

I’m pretty sure this might be the fastest any page has ever grown.

We’re winning!!! Yay!

Yes! We have @Kvothe the Bloodless!!!

Pizza and pineapple go great together!!!

I did it! We are still losing though. Who likes pineapple on pizza?

I can not be killed! I am immortal! Also cool and mystical name 15/10.

I shall contribute to the randomness. Also pineapple on pizza is delicious.

Cool title. I don’t know what it is referencing, but it is still cool. 10/10

Ryker was closing in on the fortress up ahead and started to pull out of his dive. He flicked a couple of the switches on the control panel mounted on his wrist. With a metallic click the feathers and wings extended outwards and started beating to a clockwork rhythm. He hung suspended only a few feet away from the fortress. “Alright, that was fun!” He said to himself. “Now where is a window?” He clicked the switch on the side of his goggles. A lens clicked into place, and his view zoomed out putting more of the wall into focus. The dark gray stone slabs were broken up by a few black rectangular windows. He scanned the wall, looking for one that was open; finally he spotted one. He guided a wind current towards him and pushed himself towards the open window below. @Eluvianii, and anyone inside the fortress.

You are defeat-able.

Nope, I win.

Cool name, it sounds very mystical. 11.5/11