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Argenti

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  1. Agreed! N O W , C O N S U M E T HE S T O R M
  2. Maki follows. "Do you have invested healing on site?"
  3. Yes it would be quite rude to consume him.
  4. Area 30 After walking down the riverside for a while, you notice a roar in the distance and a massive splash. Turning towards the noise you see a tall man on a horse. Stag antlers rise from his head and his eyes are the purest green. "Hello little one. What are you doing out on the dusk of the Hunt?" The guard shrugs and orders some mead.
  5. @Ookla the Sibling Please beat your brother up. He's sinned.
  6. "It gets you drunk enough your mind can take the hit. So if you're allegric to booze, then no" Mike takes the coin, chuckling. The tree is now drunk. It starts to tip towards you....
  7. "You will just dropped dead if you drink that in the next week."
  8. Mike laughs "you just wait hun!" The walls start to melt, and everything starts to spin faster and faster. You see the entirety of your past and future roll past you in only moments. *flash* You see your birth/ you are in labor giving birth to your daughter/ you watch your wife give birth, "Chiyo" you think. *flash* You see a child triping on a rock as the rock and as the ground to which you fly. "AAAAHHH" is the only thing going through your head. *flash* You see yourself arriving at the tavern, Mike opens the door/ you open the door, you walk through, you watch Chiyo walk though. *shake* You see yourself impaled on a tree while wolves lap at your blood. You lap at the blood of the trespasser who has crossed your land. *burning* You are back in the present. Pain lashes through you, like lightning. Everything burns. Your heart bears faster and faster the rush of blood in your ears sours. Everything goes black Chiyo faints. Mike catches her. "Someone doesn't show much restraint! She's gonna have a killer hangover!" "Quit the odds ey?" He watches Chiyo collapse. "She'll be vomiting soon"
  9. Your tongue goes numb and all the colors in the room invert
  10. "Ohh it was just some wovles, big ones tho. I'm watchin incase thos horned guys come into town."
  11. "No one dat matters." He pours a cup, "Don't spill on your skin" He puts in a straw.
  12. "Pure or distilled?"
  13. "This is technically non-alcholic."
  14. He pours in vodka
  15. Arget is roasting what apears to be a dragon skull.
  16. You have an issue...
  17. "Like I said earlier, Chull martini, stirred, not shaken" he says, annoyed.
  18. "it will suffice..." He posts a negative... Yelp review.
  19. "Only once, twu weeks ago, the adveturers fougt it." He looks at you, blinks, and pulls a violently bubbling liquid from under his bar. He pours it into a beaten copper cup, and a drop spills on the table, quickly melting through it. "Distilled or pure?"
  20. "Ey, I mean, who wold atak a town at nigt?" He gives you Gịnangdaneek instead.
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