ElMonoEstupendo

No, no, and no. Not the Lord Ruler. Not Kaladin. Not Vin. Not Teft. Not Kelsier. Not Human. Not the Sibling. Not Lift. Not Nale. Not Grandmother. Not Hrathen. Not Szeth. Not TenSoon. Not Khriss. This character protected someone they hate. This character fought with a sword. This character would have trouble with doorways. This character is a stickler for rules. This character is obnoxious and severe, but ultimately loyal. BONUS: This character wears a silly hat, which is the reason for #3.

Not Szeth

Not Hrathen.

Not Nale. Not Grandmother. Not the Lord Ruler. Not Kaladin. Not Vin. Not Teft. Not Kelsier. Not Human. Not the Sibling. Not Lift. This character protected someone they hate. This character fought with a sword. This character would have trouble with doorways. This character is a stickler for rules. This character was severe and superior, suspected of treachery, but ultimately proved loyal.

Fair enough. Not Human. Not the Sibling. Not Lift. Not the Lord Ruler. Not Kaladin. Not Vin. Not Teft. Not Kelsier. This character protected someone they hate. This character fought with a sword. This character would have trouble with doorways. This character is a stickler for rules.

Not Teft, not Kelsier. I don't recall him ever using a sword, but there might be some improvised moment hidden away somewhere. Not the Lord Ruler. Not Kaladin. Not Vin. This character protected someone they hate. This character fought with a sword. This character would have trouble with doorways.

Not Vin.

Ha! Fool! Not Kaladin. This character protected someone they hate. This character fought with a sword.

Ooo, good point. Not him, though.

What a silly name. Alright. This character protected someone they hate.

Yeah, Fatren's brother... that guy.

Is the brother Fatren? I'd have to look up his family.

Ashravan.

Whoops, too late.

RoW

Nikli!

Not Iyatil. Not Spook. Not Marsh. Not Shan's unnamed Terrisman. Not Tillaume. Not the master servant who serves Dalinar in the flashback in Oathbringer. Not Bluefingers. Not Handerwym. Not Sazed. Not Mem. This character is a servant. This character is very skilled. This character has good eyes. This character is tattooed.

Not Spook. Not Marsh. Not Shan's unnamed Terrisman. Not Tillaume. Not the master servant who serves Dalinar in the flashback in Oathbringer. Not Bluefingers. Not Handerwym. Not Sazed. Not Mem.

Not Shan's unnamed Terrisman. Not Tillaume. Not Bluefingers. Not Handerwym. Not Sazed. Not Mem. This character is a servant. This character is very skilled. This character has good eyes.

Phwoar, you're stretching my knowledge there. I don't know their name, but I think it's not them.

Not Bluefingers. Not Handerwym. Not Sazed. Not Mem. This character is a servant. This character is very skilled.

Bene. This character is a servant.

Sja-anat.

Ien, post-Reod.

Duke Telrii.