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Thaidakar the Ghostblood

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  1. Word, or Unintelligible as we must now call him looked confused, "what? what's going on?" TOC smiled, he turned to Unintelligible and said what sounded like gibberish, "air plane, horse, water, shoe horn, tree, leaves, NAMELESS!" Unintelligible froze, he cringed and his eyes turned yellow. Unintelligible quivered and seemed to grow more muscular and intimidating by the moment. TOC grinned, "and thus rises Unintelligible, bane of Nameless." Unintelligible turned to Nameless and attacked.
  2. TOC smiled, "but allowed me to take ALL of his information. and allowed me one last chance to get what I want." Word burst from a large coffin in the corner. Word looked around wildly and said, "where am I? who am I?" TOC said, "presenting, Rond's final experiment, the indubitable, UNINTELLIGIBLE!"
  3. Surgebinder, les goo!
  4. TOC smiled wryly, "no, Rond is dead, dead. you made sure of that Nameless. I may have changed that mark of yours a bit. making Rond die no matter what."
  5. Rond was still dead however and his second body fell to the floor again, black smoke gushing from every pour. TOC laughed. Meanwhile, Word opened his eyes, it was pitch black so he couldn't tell the difference between when he opened or eyes or the opposite.
  6. ummm, hmmmm, I would, I really would. but my parents would KILL me. just, just know that I kind of know what you feel like, not fully, only partially, but I kind of know what you feel like.
  7. Rond then immediately fell back down, his wound gushing out black smoke. TOC smiled, "no, you are too late." ----- Meanwhile Rond's final experiment awoke. the experiment groaned, it felt like someone had destroyed him and remade him repeatedly every few seconds for a thousand years. the experiment yawned. the experiment decided to call itself, Word. Word stood up, or atleast tried to. his forehead was met by a block of wood. Word rubbed his forehead and whispered, "ow!" He nearly jumped into the block of wood again, was that how his voice sounded like?
  8. I'm just gonna quote here and not quote everything else. UNDERSTANDING COMPLETELY. but, um, I can't give any advice. storms, how to explain while observing the all holy laws of internet safety. hmmmm. ah whatever, I won't.
  9. TOC frowned and then summoned his ultimate weapon, Rond's calculations, which never made sense.
  10. Thaidakar sighed, mediocre? MEDIOCRE? Dune was the masterpiece, WoT was just a copycat that was infinitely worse.
  11. Thaidakar blinked and then healed himself, he then paralyzed Nameless except for his head using magiksh, "also, dune was way better. atleast the first book. book two was trash."
  12. Thaidakar rolled his eyes and snapped his fingers, the Shardblade disappeared, "I'm staff, remember?"
  13. lol. this made me laugh so hard. you can do it Doomie! you can do it!
  14. "it copied dune soundly, it feels like nothing is happening the entire book, it feels so unedited, it kind of feels like Rob Jor wanted to keep every storming' scene he created, it seemed like he made it horny every chance he got, it... I just don't like it."
  15. TOC then overcame the Namelesses with numbers. math numbers. the namelessness started clutching their heads and moaning. TOC smiled, "everyone hates math, except for those who love it."
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