Kvothe the Bloodless

Gets a lost WoR

Inserts a game of breakneck

***cowers in fear in the corner*** "Please don't eat me"

When you see someone choking

When the parshendi start aiming for your bridge

When you sleep in until 1 pm

Lezian?

Gets WoR

Inserts Horneater White

6 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Curiosity killed the cat as they say or pizza topings killed the sharder.

Well said

Yeah no. Hard pass for me

3 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

but I would also want to try it.

ummm....

***pauses in confusion and disgust***

why?

Gets Leave the Town, Tinker

Inserts a snapped string

Gets a lute

Inserts a ballad

Victory is mine

When you text back using glyphs

When you get an electric shock

Don't worry teacher, Mr. Beast is quite educational

When you finally turn in the assignment that was due two weeks ago

When you are offered a cookie on the shard

You, my friend, have made yourself a terrible enemy

When you steal Wayne's hat

When someone in a crowd starts staring at you for no reason

Hold this for a second, will ya?

When your mom asks you to do the dishes

When you survive your first time carrying a bridge

27 minutes ago, Blake Hawklow said:

Fixed it.

  Reveal hidden contents

When your little siblings cry and get whatever they want:

When the campfire gets a little out of hand...

When you suddenly run out of Stormlight

When you get your first rep

2 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Woah. That's cool

Yeah how'd you do that?

It like broke my screen 

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