Flyingbooks

So, what do you think the winning conditions should be?

R?

Aasqiracire

Yes, though those other things are also on the computer

TPBM does not know what would count as winning this competition and would like to start a treaty agreement in TLPW to discuss it (for @Toothless of Shinovar)

Distraction achieved?

(edit: the photos didn't appear for some reason)

Creative and fits in with your username. 10/10

Nope, I've never. I have HORRIBLE vision.

NHIE read a full page of a book with my left eye only (my left eye has even more horrible vision than my right)

Yes,

TPBM's sense of competitiveness flares up at the most random and annoying times

Aaquiracire

Remember, you promised to reveal what could distract you. What is it?

Aquiracaire

i?

Just now, Toothless of Shinovar said:

Eer.. okay?

That was a yes to revealing it! Now, what are your weaknesses?

Yes, when the universe ends. (I have ascended beyond your mortal restraints on who should reply)

TPBM did not count all of the "not"s in my previous post here.

N?

qiracaire

Yes.

TPBM promises not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not to reveal what they can be distracted from the forum by (for @Toothless of Shinovar)

You might have a head start, but I have DETERMINATION!

...Aand the cooldown is making me wait :/

L?

viracare

No.

TPBM can be distracted by cute puppies/kittens. (for @Toothless of Shinovar)

viscare

P?

Nope. This is not over yet.

TPBM is going to give up on this competion? war? thing? soon (this is for @Toothless of Shinovar and is definitiely not espionage)

Don't worry. I have enough threadmometers for all of them.

Let me just get my threadmometer...

(like a thermometer but for threads)