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    *smiles winningly*
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    At first I thought that was "Hllll" and was confuséd. 798
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    This bacon-wrapped chicken thing I had at a restaurant once. Why do dogs always sniff your feet?
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    Aww, you're not annoying. What is your dream vehicle?
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    Wow. Brandon has published almost 3 million words in the Cosmere alone.
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    You get captured too. Inserts paradox.
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    It starts out seeming innocent, with Harry Potter, or The Chronicles of Narnia. Then, before you know it, they're deep in epic fantasy - Tolkien, Rothfuss, Sanderson, or worse. If your child exhibits signs of reading, call 1-800-BOOK-KID to find more resources.
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    I fail to see the problem here. Granted. You lose your sense of balance entirely. I want a dragon.
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    Probably most people won't. It's from an obscure older movie called Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines. 796
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    Yes, and I have it on good authority that they get all the girls and they steal all the seats, in fact. 794
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    Granted. You are now Nameless-son-son-...um, -Named, Truthless of Shinovar. Enjoy being a tool of destruction. I wish for a sombrero.
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    Because pins. Best Civilization game?
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    No, pray tell. Do you hear what I hear?
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    You get reality collapsing in on itself. *inserts a new reality*
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    Cake? Huzzah! Also, page 1000! Wait, the cake is...made of celebrities?
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    I read the first few books, and then lost interest. I gotta say I agree with the Sorting Hat: Harry should have been Slytherin. I think if the story was restructured around that, it'd be something I'd want to read.
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    Fritz went upstairs, his bag of corn chips in hand. "Ah," he said, surveying the ransacked house. "Clearly, the residence was attacked during the night." He ate a corn chip. "Well, blow this for a lark. Suppose I should find out where everyone's gone off to." He ate another corn chip and pulled out his phone.
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    And I shall bring a gladiator.
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    ...they go up-uppity-up-up, they go down-diddly-own-down... 791
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    Fritz wakes up to find the bunker empty. "Hm. That's odd," he says. "I know everyone was here when I went to sleep. What can have happened to them?" Looking at the condition of the room, he adds, "And what a mess. Didn't even clean up after themselves."
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