Well, seeing as how I have about 3,898 weeks left in my life, and 3,898x5 is 19,490, and 19490>10,000, probably $5 a week for the rest of my life.
Also, there were so many spoiler tags in that, that by the time it got to the ninja, the ninja had to be all squashed in order to fit. poor lil ninja. he just wanted to ninja somebody...