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Going_North_cal

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  1. Woooooah, that lizard is on drugs! What's it called again? This milk tastes like orange...
  2. Ceph coughed. "Forget about it."
  3. "Perfect. I'll tag along and try to help. I won't stand on the sidelines." Ceph paused. "I said that last part out loud, didn't I?"
  4. Doomslug accuses Thaidakar of using an overused shade of blue.
  5. Doomslug reitirates that Thaidakar is mimicing a certain American former president, and we don't want this.
  6. Doomslug accuses him of copying a certain egotistical former leader of a certain leader. And once again, the gods bless him with a new page.
  7. Why is there smoke coming from suburbia? tea.
  8. “Friend Kool-Aid Man, you enormous fluffy panda thrifty doofus, you'd better finish dancing, or the Genie might just end another deadly vodka-and-tomato soup inhaling contest.”
  9. There's a big yellow thing in the sky.... I'm using my laptop to make mac'n'cheese,
  10. Doomslug says he is usurping the purpose of this thread. Doomslug calls in @Gak to support him.
  11. Doomslug says that there can't be a vice king, this is a monarchy, not a republic.
  12. Doomslug calls out Thaidakar for mislabeling teddy bears, but supports the supporting small businesses bit, and does the same thing.
  13. Doomslug said to the public that anyone who offers nukes is going to be a bad leader.
  14. Doomslug's benefits include that, plus free access to everything Brandon is planning
  15. Since Doomslug is a blue and yellow taynix, he can offer free vacations to anywhere, Cytoverse, Cosmere, and beyond!
  16. Doomslug shoots back that he already admitted to this, but promised to do better in his candidacy speech
  17. Doomslug retaliates by offering free shipping on first 50 orders.
  18. As you can see, shaking voters is not something we want from our king!
  19. I am the taynix. The gods of this thread have also just given us a sign, by starting a new page with me. The obvious choice is I.
  20. Free hyperjumps, as well as Narration powers in TLT.
  21. I offer that along with chouta :>
  22. Free will, free speech, free use of the whole site. Dental care and health care are useless here. Sticks are tempting, but I can offer that along with fire. Name it, I can probably grant it. Vote for Doomslug! Humans are lame kings, let's get a Taynix on the throne!
  23. MOM JUST LEFT, YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS! Trevor Slattery
  24. Do you know how to get bread out of the toaster without using a tool? Ima light it on fire.
  25. Why is this forum going to Braize? Now he's red, now he's blue, now he's everything she needed!
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