BeaverBuster

Oh, that makes sense

What is TLT?

I am honestly very confused right now

Winning and Losing is all relative, but I still plan to win.

Falsely 

No

Is it possible to spike animals to give yourself attributes and if so, would that make you more animalistic?

If you could spike animals with the same effects as spiking humans, I would use for some minor upgrades to myself, from animals, and try to avoid letting the secret out.

Ok, fine I cannot argue with the fact that those pictures are extremely cute and not of mammals

Ummmmmm.........

I thought that snek's were mammals

Can you think of a cute animal that isn't a mammal?

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Can I get a sponsor please, I don't have one yet.

If I win I will raise a monument to the Shard (of Adonalsium) of my sponsors choice.

This game isn't going to end any time soon is it?

Great, I can give you some silver toast for that

I have a really terrible report card

I will calculate the circumference of all pies, even if I hate them

True, but being a victor is better

On 19/05/2020 at 5:31 AM, The_Archivist said:

Granted, but your bane is that you cannot speak.

I wish for Ultimate power.

granted, but you cannot use it for anything other than causing dog's tails to wag

I wish to own a kindle with all Sanderson books that have been or will ever be written

Ah, yes but wins can sometimes be found in unexpected places, such as my possession. 

Ah, yes, but a win may be found in the most unexpected of places.

sweet, man eating alligators are the best attachment for a swimming pool

I have a frozen over swimming pool with some dead alligators frozen in it. 

*Takes your win and........ somehow loses*

Demoux

Row

Stick are usually kind of fun

I have half a stick

Great, smores are awesome!

I have some smore crumbs. 

But if you could bring the cosmere to connect with the reckoners, could you steal an epic's powers with a hemalurgic spike?