I Am A Fish

I like Tolkien and his originality is just as if not more impressive then "The Sand-man" but Sanderson is a better writer /\ When you constantly criticize other peoples books/authors, like this ||

Either Ferret, or Lux

The debate is not Scadrian Vs. Rosharan it's Radiant Vs. Mistborn, Hoid has shown us that you don't need to come from either of those planets to be one. Plus Chromium is the one big advantage a Mb has over a Kr. What if the Knight radiant had access to the surge of gravitation? They would be able to stay high above where a Mistborn could reach, and even without it with a six foot long sword it's pretty easy to keep an opponent from touching you. Also Sanderson has already answered this: Maria Goulet‏ Radiant vs. Mistborn: who wins? Brandon Sanderson Depends on the situation and the Radiant order. This seems to imply that some, if not most Radiant orders could take a Mistborn. I don't doubt that it some Radiant orders would be beaten. I just feel like saying the Mistborn is the most dangerous non-shard being in the Cosmere is a bit presumptuous. Also Double post

When you start referring to the Covid-19 epidemic as the True Desolation "I have seen the end, and have heard it named. The Epidemic of Sorrows, the True Desolation. The Quarantine."

*nods* Doomslug

Search your feelings you know it's true

It was a lie. Our gods lied. Oh, how they lied. The Quarantine comes. I hear its whispers, see its boredom, know its bored Hoc erat odiosis

Friends, Sharders, BoredBois, lend me your time. I come to praise Boredom, not to bury it The fun that men have lives after them; The fun is oft interred with their bones; So let it be with Boredom. The bored @I Am A Fish Hath told you Boredom was bored: If it were so, it was a boring fault, And boringly hath Boredom answer’d it. Here, under leave of @I Am A Fish and the rest– For @I Am A Fish is a bored fish; So are they all, all bored men– Come I to speak in Boredom’s monologue. Yep, I literally copied a Shakespearean monologue onto here, then put my name in here... He was my friend, bored and boring to me: And you wonder why I'm bored? But @I Am A Fish says he was ambitious; And @I Am A Fishis a bored fish. He hath brought many BoredBois to this thread Whose boredness did the general coffee fulfill: Did this in Boredom seem bored? When that the bored have cried, Boredom hath been bored: Boredness should be made of sterner stuff: Go find our origins Yet @I Am A Fish says he was bored; And @I Am A Fish is a bored fish. You all did see that on the 17th Shard I thrice presented him a bored award, Which he did thrice refuse because he was bored: was this boredness? Yet @I Am A Fish says he was ambitious; And, sure, he is a bored fish. I speak not to disprove what @I Am A Fish spoke, But here I am to speak what I do know. You all did tolerate him once, not without cause: What cause withholds you then, to be bored for him? O Boredness! thou art fled to BoredBois, And men have lost their boredness. Bear with me; My boredness is bored here with Boredom, And I must be bored till Boredom stops be boring. Hello that must have been quite boring. Well if you're bored, join the BoredBois. The Shard's first guild dedicated to boredom. We go around the Shard being bored, and reveling in boredom, feel free to have long boring posts. To join swear the 6 ideals of Boredomness: 1. I will share in others boredom 2. I will chill with my fellow BoredBois during Borantine 3. I will be bored for those who can't be bored themselves 4. I will glory in the many memes of the Universe 6. I will end every post with Hoc erat odiosis Hoc erat odiosis

I'll make the thread in Social clans groups and guilds @Booknerd

Sure another BoredBoi is welcome *Lightbulb* We need a BoredBoi Thread

*Posts* *WINS*

Wouldn't it be better to ask if I was in marketing?

No, why do you ask?

Oh that'll be no problem I've already sold my soul

What about yodeling?

Oh we try not to do double posts If you wan't to add something extra click the edit button on your last post

I'm confused

Hey ____ you a Duralumin Feruchemist? Because I'm feeling a connection

Hello @bakarin, Welcome to the Shard What's your favorite work of the Sand-man?

But the burrowing animals animals sold their SOUL TO Aunt Jemima's PANCAKE MIX

I'm proud to have achieved the title of Boredboi

"Mr. Booknerd I don't wanna go, these pants are brand new" *Becomes gray dust and floats away*

Ummm.... I INEVITABLE *Youngling killing intensifies*

You get Indian Prime Minister Modi *Inserts soul*