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10 hours ago, Edgedancer_of_spirits said:
I wish for a ton of lerasium, in bite size beads.
Granted, you get one super-dense bead of lerasium that weighs one ton, you eat it and your jawbone breaks from the 2,000 pounds of lerasium, as it falls down your esophagus you feel sick, when it hits your stomach it punches a hole through it, as your stomach acid leaks out and gives you a horrible, painful death. You wish you had never eaten that lerasium.
I wish for a yummy spike-free muffin
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2 hours ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said:
I wish for the gift of everlasting patience, to relieve the stress of waiting for SA4.
Granted, you die before ROW is published
I wish to get smallpox and die so Covid-19 doesn't get me
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This better?
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Get injured, like Lopen
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This had to be done
Stormlight spoilers
SpoilerKaladin uses the Surge of Gravitiation:
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1 hour ago, mathiau said:
Like poop probably.
How does nobody get that poop soup is so amazing
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22 hours ago, Coda said:
I wish that I have a copy of The Rhythm of War in its published form, in a format that I can read and understand.
Granted, a mob of sander-fans come and take it from you before you get to the second chapter
I wish for (loud but not deafening) Imperial Klaxons (everyone can hear them) to sound whenever I enter a room
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17 hours ago, AonEne said:
It’s literally poop in soup. It’s chull poop. Why in the Heralds’ names do you want a character to consume feces?
It's chull poop BUT IT'S IN SOUP plain chull poop is gross
The question isn't why it's what the soup tastes like
For the love of stormfather how do you not want to know how it tastes
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It's Chull Dung Soup It's not poop, It's poop soup. How do you not want Kaladin to eat it.
I want to know how it tastes
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Hi! This is where I first became scared of Ene...
Now go find my WPSJO name!
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My favorite Cosmere is probably WoR
I love the world building in WoK
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Hi people I am totally new to the shard and also I am a stick what are you. I've certainly come a long way... A long... Long... Way... Vinegar cipher, remember that. You know the drill, PM me once you've cracked this: Qchdfdivbzma. You've nearly won... And your ending where I started. All right! I'm done! Whoo Hoo!
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Alleyverse Characters
in The Alleyverse
Posted · Edited by HemalurgicStickBreaker
Hi I thought I would try this out
Name: Kace
Investiture: An Aviar (which he has dubbed "Chicken"), Second Ideal Skybreaker
Skills: He is skilled at using the surge of Gravitation, and adept with a blowpipe
Weapons: A Shardblade, which he is competent at wielding, his preferred weapon is tranquilizer darts fired from a blow pipe, seeing as how they cause no lasting harm
Weakness: Is anti-violent, and will only use it as a last resort, he has a touchier relationship with the spren he is bonded to than most radiants, he cannot use the surge of division, and there is little chance of him swearing the third ideal in the future, blind in one eye, and will do whatever it takes to achieve his goals, including things he might seriously regret later on
Physical characteristics: 5'8, bronze colored hair, black eyes, wavy blue tattoos on his arms, often wears a red coat
Family: His dad, mom and an older sister, All worldhoppers. He's currently not aware of any of their locations
Home: Grew up in Alethkar, at age 15 he left, and traveled the cosmere for a number of years, he's never returned to his childhood home
History: At age 7 a border dispute led to a battle between Highprince Hatham's troops and Highprince Thanadal's troops which was fought in in and around his village, partially destroying it. This left him with a dislike of Alethi Highprinces and his strong views on anti-violence. At the age of 15 he joined the family business, worldhopping. After traveling the Cosmere for a while, he returned to Roshar and bonded with a highspren. On a visit to First of Sun he acquired a magic chicken (Aviar).
Guild: Currently unaffiliated, plans on joining or creating one
Personality: Friendly, quick to apologize, does his best to avoid confrontation, though will do whatever it takes to achieve his goals. Follows the law to the letter but won't hesitate to exploit loopholes if they benefit him. Always hungry. Loves muffins. Takes wild risks believing that his death has been decided and he can't avoid it
Theme Song: The muffin song
Fighting Style: Goes out of his way to avoid fights, if he has to he will try to incapacitate his enemy with his blowpipe. If it is necessary to kill he will try to knock out his opponent then finish them off while they're sleeping. Without his blowpipe he relies heavily on the surge of gravitation, disorienting, and confusing the enemy while looking for an weakness to exploit.
I'm not quite sure how this rating system works. Could somebody rate do this?