Falchion, of course, had taken the path of least resistance, which meant that she had - in fact - beaten her weird sword-swiping neighbor to the demon.
"Hey, there! Mister... demon sir!" She waved at him. "Care to take this someplace else?"
elsewhere is but an illusion. i am eternal. i can See. bear no hatred, mortal, so shall i...
This continued for about half a minute.