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  1. NameIess
    Nameless' eyes jerked open. he looked at FT and the farmer, then smiled. A bolt of energy from his hand vaporized the farmer, and another did likewise to Steve. "You think to stop us?" Nameless summoned a blade of unhealthium. "Nothing can stop our return. We are unbeatable." Nameless continued grinning, as he advanced on FT sword drawn. "What was it you said last time? That you were a narrator? well, it would appear that Nameless here is too" Nameless pounced, lightning quick.
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    Unfortunately for @FatherTiempo, and all healthy kind, time passes substantially faster in TLT than TST, so he was too late. Sugar and High-fructose corn syrup were free.
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    Nameless' unconscious body was unfortunately unable to answer.
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    What? no, of course not. This is Steve from Minecraft. He has perfect health, so he can convert Dreamseed into Healthium. Oh, bother, I can't find him. I'll have to portal him back here. Nameless summoned a portal, then collapsed. Wouldn't work. Making a net twice as thick won't get rid of the holes. It has to be Healthium.
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    Ah yes, technobabble. If only I knew what that meant. Anyways, We can convert the dreamseed into Healthium with the assistance of... Steve? STEVE! WERE ARE YOU? STEVE?
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    You must not know Silence very well if you think he would mend that crystal.To quote him:
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    That is the case, but only if you don't have two very powerful gods attempting to break it while you are trying to fix it.
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    Also, I might enjoy attacking my fellow narrators.
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    Well my imagination tells me that it would be impossible to narrate someone on both sides of this conflict, and that it will heighten the narrative tension to do this, so I am sticking with this. I will help find the Healthium though, but if they break free, I will be no help to you.
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    Yes, we do. otherwise we'd have had a million replacements in the chamber. Unless the Dreamseed is converted into healthium, it will not hold them completely, and they will slip through it's field, able to affect the world, slowly corrupting it.
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    You misunderstand me. I literally cannot fight them. My narrative power was corrupted when the blob absorbed it. As soon as they get free I will be under their absolute control. Why else would I have volunteered to guard this rock? And why else would I have fallen asleep even though the enchantments in this chamber make it impossible to do so? Their champion influenced me, as well as tapping into my power to give him a boost. I can't fight them.
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    "Steve from Minecraft!" Nameless summoned Steve through an interdimensional portal.
  13. NameIess
    "Hmph," Nameless grunted: "I can't help fight these gods."
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    Nameless sighed. It was hard to see FT's hopes crushed like this but there was no one... Wait a second. "@FatherTiempo Come back!! I know someone in perfect health!"
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    And what I am doing is running away.
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    Uh, FT? I hate to break it to you, but the last of the Healthium was harvested more than three millennia ago, and it is almost impossible to convert blank dreamseed into Healthium, unless you are in perfect health... yeah, it's not happening.
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    Uhh... There is no Healthium in TST, I am going there because the mimes can hold off the gods for a while, if not indefinitely.
  18. NameIess
    Nameless called FT. "Did Silence mean Sugar and High-fructose corn syrup? I thought Silence meant the candy monsters."
  19. NameIess
    Ah, safety. No all-powerful beings about to break free, just a nice nap.
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    If we had the energy to refuel it, we would be better off creating a new crystal entirely. And no, it is not just a dreamseed matrix, it is the essence of healthiness, the last piece, in fact. And now it's broken, I'm moving to TST.
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    "As I said, we can't fully fix it." Nameless turned towards the crystal. "I suppose we could set up a rotation of narrators, but that would leave us too weak to deal with their armies, and they would eventually break free anyways. They're too strong for us to contain indefinitely."
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    "No need, they're pulling back" Nameless said grimly. "They know that they've won."
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    Nameless looked up in time to see FT collapse as well. He gasped, catching him, looking at the crystal, and then stepped in between it and the other narrators: "We can't fix the crystal completely, only patch it temporarily." he examined the cracks worriedly. "It looks like we have about a week before it breaks completely.
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    Ghanderflaffle collapsed from the effort of remaking something that could hold gods. The Healthium was mostly repaired, but as the narrators watched, it began slowly cracking again. Nameless walked out of a side room that read: "Super loyal and dedicated guard room. Guaranteed to never sleep on watch" He yawned: "What did I miss?"
  25. NameIess
    By the time they got to the bottom, it was too late. The candy monsters had cut through the floor, revealing a secret passage. At the end was massive chamber, containing a piece of the fabled substance: Healthium. On a plaque in front of the legendary metal was a warning: "This last piece of Healthium is all that seals away the twin gods of Sugar and High-Fructose corn syrup in their volcano. To destroy it will release them to raze the world." Before they could get in between the candy and the Healthium, a sour-patch swung it's sword, piercing the heart of the crystal. Edit-ninja'd
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