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NameIess

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  1. "No. It isn't. Why would anyone want to feel the pain of getting their hand cut off by Mordite? Will it help me avoid getting my hand cut off by Mordite? I fail to see how it could."
  2. Nameless prepared to utterly destroy Wizard.
  3. Moni turned to look at him. "Why in the thread would I want you to do that? Are all Narrators crazy?"
  4. Moni nodded absently. "Mordite is dangerous, or so I hear."
  5. Nameless challenged Thaidakar to the ultimate game of skill: Foosball.
  6. "Oh, there is." Moni sighed. "Thaidakar's still out there, somewhere. Whether or not we ever see him again, Narrators never truly die. Or at least they can always return in some way. No matter how deeply the memory of them is buried."
  7. Nameless wondered if Thaidakar knew about the afterlife.
  8. Moni shivered slightly. “No one deserves death.” Nameless waved his hand. “That’s none of my concern.” Nameless looked rather annoyed at being summoned so rudely. “My help? Sure. We can just wait. He’ll come for me eventually.”
  9. Moni slumped sadly. “Storming idiot. He should have run.”
  10. Moni unfroze, gasping in shock. “I- storms. I couldn’t- couldn’t do anything. Stormfather. He’s actually dead.”
  11. Abomination did, in fact, smell like cheese. This was because of the metric ton of it that was dumped onto his head by Moni.
  12. The book immediately shifted back to Nameless’ hands, and Wizard froze to death too.
  13. Granted. You must speak in Shakespearean English. I wish for a flying car.
  14. Are you a robot? Shoefly pie.
  15. Granted. You will periodically have a flashing neon sign appear in front of you that reads: “you just lost the game” I wish for the ability to remember and forget everything that I want to.
  16. Man, I really liked Beyonders. Honestly, I think it’s my favorite series of all time. And Five Kingdoms is almost as good. Can I get your autograph? when you get a new car
  17. Moni jumped in between Thaidakar and Abomination. “What are you doing here?”
  18. “Well it’s not true. I’m not a copy of Nameless, no matter what anybody else says.”
  19. Moni glared at him. “You take that back right now.”
  20. “Oh really? And you expressed sorrow and genuine regret at the hundreds of lives you used as simple tools?”
  21. Moni suggested he start it by recognizing the value of sentient life.
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