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NameIess

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  1. Nameless stared at it undeterred. "Really? This is a lot less scary than some of the delusions I've had."
  2. Not Found the kitten. Another random kitten. Found the kitten had a portal for a stomach.
  3. Nameless grumbled angrily and ignored them. "Is that you Shadow?"
  4. Nameless shrugged and opened another portal.
  5. Nameless ducked this assault and retaliated with a gateway to the moon.
  6. Nameless coughed in Covid Nineteen's face. Then he blasted Covid Nineteen with fire.
  7. "Hello. I am the Ghanderflaffle emperor. As part of my coronation celebrations, I am going to... is that a bowl of punch? What's it doing here? Wait, hold on stop! Guards! Stop that bowl before it-fiansasidja dnfldkfasj=fsdlfljaflisfjlijfdljmldngbfhklj" Unfortunately, we are experiencing some technical difficulties. Anyways, let's move on to that cute puppy video
  8. In other news, this cute puppy video has gone viral! More on that after the break
  9. Oh my goodness! It looks like they were a super famous person!
  10. And that about wraps up TLT's weekly Star Wars crossover! Come back next time to discover exactly who the mysterious doctor Slabenstein is, and what horrifying experiments he's been conducting!
  11. He was important because he was the only person in the whole empire who Darth Vader actually liked.
  12. After the bowl of punch was executed for treason, a new emperor was elected Havius XXVII
  13. The general once again led her armies to victory against this new threat.
  14. With the general leading them, the Ghanderflaffle empire had conquered it within a week.
  15. The general was suspicious of this new emperor, but her loyalty to the empire was absolute.
  16. The general was understandably upset about this, and recommended that the current Ghanderflaffle emperor be removed, as he was incapable of competent rule
  17. Now that McDonald's magic had been exterminated, these dvds no longer worked.
  18. Unfortunately, McDonalds had been secretly hosting all of Disney's servers, and the Clone Wars was lost forever.
  19. This was unfortunate. As was the disappearance of Thaidakar's house.
  20. Led by the general, the armies of the Ghanderflaffle empire utterly obliterated all opposition, and successfully burned every McDonalds to the ground.
  21. The report of this interrogation reached the Ghanderflaffle emperor, who decided to wipe out all McDonalds everywhere.
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