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NameIess

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  1. And the Ghanderflaffle empire killed them all.
  2. Nameless sighed, sitting alone in his room and reading Oathbringer for the thousandth time.
  3. Their dominion was all-encompassing, but brief. It ended after five minutes.
  4. This new species turned out to be the Ghanderfleffles.
  5. In other news, the Ghanderflaffle empire was rising.
  6. Unfortunately, the harp was taped to Kaladin’s forehead, and was thus unplayable.
  7. He obliterated both sides with epic flute skills. Or he would have if he still had a flute. As it was, he managed to survive while wielding his harp. Barely.
  8. But they didn’t manage a total victory, as the old grumpy guys got away.
  9. Unfortunately, their retreat was cut short by a plague of rabbits.
  10. The normal universe quickly became involved in a massive religious war.
  11. Fortunately, a socialist empire was rising to compete with it.
  12. Nameless made a nice pustule inside the giant goldfish's spleen that contained the Ghanderflaffle republic.
  13. Nameless realized that he should have been a little more specific when describing the new universe he'd recreated.
  14. Nameless was too morose to play foosball.
  15. Nameless appeared before Rym. "I can easily bypass your mind shielding. Want to see my do it?"
  16. "Hm? Oh, I guess we finish remaking it." Nameless finished remaking the universe.
  17. "What? New term? it's been around for over a thousand pages. Authors are the creators of Narrators. They just don't get openly involved in Plot much."
  18. Nameless yawned, walking into his room to take a nap.
  19. The being flucuated. "I... um, shoot. I didn't expect this to work so well." The illusion vanished, and Nameless stepped forward. "Hey Wizard, my Author wanted me to tell you that he's impressed you managed to give an unrelated character a glimpse of him. Also, he says to tell you that he's not a tyrant like you implied."
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