ShardShaper

I'm just using non-cosmere words for the first two, first three if I don't have a clue. Works well, I get it in 4 reliably.

59 minutes ago, Edgedancer_Leti said:

Hey, Iri ambassador hear, we need a Pewter spiked chasmfeind. Trading a couple mistborn and a list of excellent comebacks writen by Hoid himself.

Comebacks by hoid, you say? When you say Mistborn, do you mean servants or Lerasium spikes? Either way, take the Chasmfeind, it's your problem now.

Hmm...

You know what? Sure.

You're hired.

Your first job is ensuring that the flaming stick burns the goat, and no one else.

Condensation, YES! Please, take them off our hands! Discount rates! Definitely, no metallurgic spikes that turned them into steel inquisi-avier!

Chasmgoat, are you sure you want it? 
Have you heard of Australia? It didn't cause that, but it did cause Eta Carinae. And Ashyn.

If you do want it, proceed to checkout on Isle 8.

Well....

Technically. It's not exactly easy to transport. Very flammable.

One of our earlier models caused the destruction of Roshar's second continent in a massive firestorm. 

Condensation, it's... over there. That way *points.*

Enter a username, fair enough. Here ya go, 100 pounds of Ettmetal. 

ermmm.... I definitely know where that is, and I'll definitely tell you if you give my 5 clips. Definitely.

RIGHT HERE! That'll be 40056 boxings, or 280 pounds of infused gemstone.

3 minutes ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

Well I have two of those. . . How about Scadrial. 

Done, and done. Here's the blade of Jezereh'Elin

Just now, I Used To Be A Fish said:

How can I subscribe to the service?

*looks around*

Well... you have to... shshsssshshshhsh with a shshshshshshhhhh at shhshhhssh.

5 minutes ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

Yay! How much?

Scadrial.

The whole planet.

Barring that I'll accept Threnody and First of Sun. I don't have enough change for Yolen, Roshar, or Sel, so I'll take them, but I can't give you change.

You're hired, No (that's a subscription service), and yes.

Yes, Yes, No, No, How's your cooking? Can you make a chouta?, Ok, We have 2 in stock.

So, reading the sample chapters from The Rythm of War has given insight into the longterm question of whether or not Elsecallers can teleport. From what we've seen the new fused do, it seems that Elsecallers should be able to teleport. Previously seen fused teleportation seems to show that short-ranged teleportation is a thing, but you can't take anything with you that's not directly part of you (I assume that this means something part of your spirit web). Now, here's the big question. As far as we know, Elsecaller Jasnah Kholin should be able to teleport. Unless she's sworn the 4th ideal (which, granted, could have happened) she probably can't summon shard plate to use as clothing. The fused we've seen teleport seems to get around the issue of not being able to take clothing with you by wearing its own hair as clothing.

Will Jasnah Kholin, queen of Alethkar, begin wearing a Havah made from her own hair? Discuss.

Just now, Nameless said:

@ShardShaper you might want to put that into a spoiler box.

Good point.

Done, and Done. Don't worry. We have TOP quality *mutters under breath*. TOP quality 

If I don't have Aziz, I want Alethkar

1 minute ago, Ookla the Roleplayer said:

If it’s worthless, then perhaps just the Reshi Isles. And if I must, Marat. 

Appalling! How about Azir, The Reshi Isles, and five hundred Saphire Broams. Infused, of course.

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Roleplayer said:

Best I’ll do is Jah Keved. 

Please. That place is so worthless that Odium doesn't even care enough to destroy it! Now the Reshi Isles... throw those in and perhaps Azir and I'm willing to talk

On 12/4/2019 at 1:27 PM, Ookla the Roleplayer said:

What do you want for it? 

How about Roshar? All of it.

On 6/24/2019 at 1:11 PM, Weltall said:

Actually, I suppose we do have a seventh named Aether via Liar of Partinel, but we have no clue what it was supposed to do and it's entirely possible it was a renamed and reworked Night.

Where?

What about the part in the end of OB? Where he goes "I started the journey alone, and I ended the journey alone, but I did not walk alone"

That stinks of Hoid, a KR spren, or some form of herald.

On 7/13/2019 at 2:04 PM, Toaster Retribution said:

Amaram.

STORM YOU!!! STORM YOU @Toaster Retribution!!! 

Ps. The answer is obviously Doomslug who was stolen from the cosmere, and placed in skyward at birth

Truthwatcher frowned. "I foresee us not making is past Amia in that thing. Everyone turned to Truthwatcher. 

"FORSEEING THE FUTURE IS OF ODIUM!!!" Stoneward yelled. He threw his "do last vacation again" sign at Truthwatcher.

"Actually, I was just thinking that as a Truthwatcher you shouldn't be able to do that." said Elsecaller.

"I can still make predictions based on facts" said truthwatcher.