If unfortunate real world talents were translated into Smedry talents, mine would have to be accidentally hurting myself while doing the dumbest things, especially in situations when one would think that it would be impossible to get injured. With the extreme escalation of effects in Smedry talents, I'm not sure how long I would last, but I would definitely go out gloriously.
Edit: Oops, I just realized the post directly above mine is along the same lines. We should be friends!