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  1. Lunamor
    So he decided to go to Urithiru and recruit people there instead.
  2. Lunamor
    Kell then decided to make himself the center of another religion and attempted to recruit both the bridgemen and ghosts.
  3. Lunamor
    Is it hot sauce? Cake? Balefire? Singing Happy Birthday? The number 17? The color maroon? Giraffes? Ghanderflaffles?
  4. Lunamor
    Shallan just sat on the chasm floor, bewildered by the screeching from above.
  5. Lunamor

    I have evolved into a silent gatherer. I liked being a misting better. Now I have to draw the blood from people until they die. 

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    2. Lunamor

      Lunamor

      Yeah, to get death rattles.

    3. Gancho Libre

      Gancho Libre

      OOOOH.

      That makes a lot of sense.

      Thanks!

    4. Lunamor

      Lunamor

      Your welcome!

  6. Lunamor
    The Kraken ate the remains of the hamster ninja, causing it to merge with it and making a new monster. Nathrangking said that he couldn’t be killed through conventional means, so the monster killed him through unconventional means. Those unconventional means were throwing chickens at him until he drowned in feathers, along with his empire.
  7. Lunamor
    The bridgemen were all moving super fast, and their battle had stretched on into the nighttime, so Kelsier/the shade attacked them.
  8. Lunamor
    As Rock was the only one who could see the ghosts.
  9. Lunamor
    So he put his pants back on mid flight. Kaladin and the bridgemen raced after Kelsier, throwing chickens at him. You see, a caravan of Adolin’s good luck chickens was passing through, so they raided it for weapons.
  10. Lunamor
    Known as MeLaan. She had given them to him as a prank, but he hadn’t realized it and wore them around.
  11. Lunamor
    The now pantsless Kell attempted to run away while everyone was distracted, as he was embarrassed by the Superman undies that he was wearing.
  12. Lunamor
    The remains of the hamster merge with the Kraken, creating a fearsome beast that emerges from the sea and obliterates you and your puny little empire through unconventional means. I win.
  13. Lunamor
    The hamster ninja rises out of the volcano, covered in lava but otherwise unharmed, as it has the healing power of all of the hamsters and ninjas combined. Its super hot paw crashes down upon Hoid and Nathrangking, smashing them into thousands of tiny pieces. I win.
  14. Lunamor
    Another reason that it was awkward was that Kell’s pants fell down and landed on top of Shallan’s head.
  15. Lunamor
    Their ashes combine to form one super hamster ninja that crushes you with its mighty paw. I win!
  16. Lunamor
    I send my giant hamster ninjas (a radioactive accident caused my ninjas and hamsters to combine) after everyone else besides Ene, whom I still have an alliance with, and win.
  17. Lunamor
    Because they were the ones who were mad at him for punching Kal.
  18. Lunamor
    Kicked Shallan into a chasm. “Bother,” she said, her voice echoing up from the floor of the chasm to reach Kell and the bridgemen.
  19. Lunamor
    "The Shattered Plains, of course," Shallan said. Kelsier just started at her blankly.
  20. Lunamor
    Lopen made a rude gesture towards Kell using both of his hands. Then Shallan, who had wandered out to draw the squad, appeared. "Why are you attacking that poor man? And how the storms is he flying?! He appears to have no stormlight!" she exclaimed. The bridgemen were glowing brightly while Kell was not.
  21. Lunamor
    Nah, I wins.
  22. Lunamor
    A chasmfiend then began to chase him, as it had been drawn by his childlike screams.
  23. Lunamor
    But then Kelsier decked him, mistaking him for a god.
  24. Lunamor
    And bumped into Kaladin.
  25. Lunamor
    And unfortunately got lime disease from the tick. You see, the ghosts had put it there to annoy him, but their plan had exceeded their expectations.
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