Kelsier comes and decks all of the gods on your side, as that is a personal goal of his.
Edit: This kinda feels like Cosmere vs Mythology
Edit #2: This is the 4000th post in this thread! WOOT!!!
The ants, santhids, and chasmfiend are all illusions, however, so they appear to rise from the dead and terrify Nathrangking so much that he surrenders and flees.
Kaladin thanks Hoid, then, as he is unable to wield weapons against Nathrangking, lashes pineapples many times in his direction so that they crash into his head at the speed of light.