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  1. Lunamor
    The ten orders when they stumble upon a cat: Windrunner: Protects the cat from dogs and other dangers. Is now known among the locals as “Catman”. Skybreaker: Calls pest control, the local shelters, and all potential cat owning families within the area. Willshaper: Makes the cat a loyal companion to protect them on their adventures. Names the cat “Dirt” cause why not. Elsecaller: Uses the cat to study the effects of caffeine on the brain. This has happened several times before, so many cats now roam the city attacking all who smell of coffee. Truthwatcher: Really wants to pet the kitty, but foresees that the cat will scratch them if they do so. Sometimes still pets the kitty anyways. Bondsmith: Unites all of the cats together to form Voltron. Stonesmith: Has a soft spot for cats, but is terrified of them. Stands rigidly still as the cat rubs against their legs. Edgedancer: Adopts the cat. Already has adopted dozens of forgotten cats. Dustbringer: Harnesses the sheer destructive power of the cat to knock things off shelves everywhere. Lightweaver: Lightweaves the cat into a fierce lion and claims that they rescued it from poachers.
  2. Lunamor
    It is indeed. And has been replaced by the smell of Vin. She smells like metal.
  3. Lunamor
    “Is how I speak. And thank you!”
  4. Lunamor
    “Pleeeeeeeeease?” Lunamor said. “I will give you stew! He is very delicious!”
  5. Lunamor
    “Speak! Speak! Speak!” Lunamor chanted.
  6. Lunamor
    Yeah!
  7. Lunamor
    They could now only say “Moo.”
  8. Lunamor
    They could eat anything. Just like Matter-Eater Lad. Look him up. He actually exists.
  9. Lunamor
    The didn’t typically survive very long, as they had no idea what to eat to fuel themselves.
  10. Lunamor
    Dirt was also a delicacy.
  11. Lunamor
    They had no tastebuds and really liked the texture. I have no idea. There was the huge decking fest, but I dunno if there had been some on here before then.
  12. Lunamor
    He vowed to deck every last breadm*nk. I shall never give up the decking.
  13. Lunamor
    Along with some ghost peppers.
  14. Lunamor
    Cause I can. He found that it was made solely of shaving cream and lemons with the peel still on.
  15. Lunamor
    It was a very dirty smelling candle. Get it?
  16. Lunamor
    Can I win? Please? Edit: I finally figured out size!!!!!!!
  17. Lunamor
    Narrator Lunamor wondered how Narrator Ghanderflaffle knew what dead Edna smelled like. Proof!
  18. Lunamor
    I am very speedy. People made sure to avoid it because it smelled like dead people.
  19. Lunamor
    Narrator Lunamor wondered how she made a candle of out Edna’s remains. Edit: Narrator Lunamor noticed that the post was fixed, making this post irrelevant.
  20. Lunamor
    I had one in England. They are delicious! The splintering caused random people to suddenly become very passionate about random things. This should be good.
  21. Lunamor
    He was the patron of illegal (but still delicious) choking hazards.
  22. Lunamor
    He had great influence on their minds.
  23. Lunamor
    They hated each other with a deep, burning passion.
  24. Lunamor
    But Narrator Le Sigh wasn’t.
  25. Lunamor
    As, often, the only honest things you can say to people are insults. Remember this quote?
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