Good! I just had a few revelations:
The first law of all video games is to not stand in the fire.
A post that doesn’t have any upvotes literally has something that says “no one loves this post” on it (a grey heart next to a zero).
I had another but I have forgotten it and I am now sad.
Wait, never mind now I have made that into another revelation.
Lunamor’s Law of Ideas Forgotten: Fifty percent of all great ideas are forgotten within five minutes of their conception.
Narrator Lunamor eventually grew bored of waiting and decided to try and make an entire bowl of popcorn by putting single kernels in the microwave and popping them one at a time.
Granted. The Nightwatcher has a rather, er... interesting taste in music. She summons Parry Gripp, who proceeds to rather loudly sing “It’s Raining Tacos”.
I wish for a taco that doesn’t have everything spill out the bottom when I try to eat it.