Lunamor

1 minute ago, Shard of Thought said:

I pity those thugs.

Storms, didn’t edit fast enough... 

*runs around throwing rabid hemalurgically spiked beavers at everyone to makes things more interesting*

*notes the truth of the former statement*

We need more posting! It had been nearly a day! Ahhhhhhhhh!!! Imma start us off:

*wins*

And stomachs.

9 minutes ago, Blessing of Potency said:

 

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YKYASW your first thought after stubbing your toe is “Well, at least I’m not an Elantrian”.

14 minutes ago, Silva said:

*notes her profile picture is the background*

*wonders if she should add raining angry faces to it* 

Do it! 

8 hours ago, Dunkum said:

I don't think you actually need spoiler tags for a 20 year old book

Can’t hurt to be careful 

Only a small group of them was surviving by allying with the Doggie Republic.

They were too unpredictable and foolish to be trusted with positions in their new empire. They would need to be destroyed. Preferably through cats pushing them down the stairs by running through their legs.

Edit: Ninja’d 

18 minutes ago, Sorana said:

Shana laughed, grabbed a basket and loaded their groceries in there. Easier to have them there while they waited.

"We should stop that."

She told him and leaned over a bit, lowered her voice.

"You make me happy Ben, incredibly happy. And I don't want you to be uncomfortable, so just tell me, and don't feel bad about telling me. I want to know? Sometimes I'm impulsive and over the top, and I don't know how much you are alright with, and when you're uncomfortable. So please?"

Ben nodded.

”I will.”

After a moment something occurred to him. His smiled widened into a grin.

”I just realized something.”

He said, turning to Shana.

”Our ship name is Benana!”

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I just had to. 

But a great warrior from the Alpaca peoples was destined to rise up and defeat the llamas with their superior cuteness.

Which was not related to Callamaty Llanon.

13 hours ago, Sorana said:

"I'm sorry."

Shana felt awful when he turned a bright red. He was still smiling, but she knew she had made him uncomfortable. Quickly she stepped back, searched for something to talk about while waiting.

“It’s fine.”

He responded quickly.

”I just got a little startled.”

He felt terrible that he had made her feel the need to apologize.

4 minutes ago, Sorana said:

Shana smiled when she saw Ben walked towards her, moving slowly and carefully to not drop anything. He looked tired, but despite that he still look glorious. Leaning over she kissed him quickly on the cheek and blushed slightly. They were in a supermarket, not at home. Hopefully Ben wasn't uncomfortable with that.

@Lunamor

Ben blushed, not knowing how to react. Was this normal behavior for a new couple? Were they taking things too fast? They had only been together for a day and a half, although it felt much longer. Not that he was complaining. She made him the happiest person in the world. He fiddled with the jelly beans and stared at his feet, his face getting redder. After a moment he glanced back upwards, smiling shyly at Shana.

The Bondsmith, Elsecaller, Willshaper, and Lightweavers all raised their hands. The Lightweaver raised their hand because they were impersonating the Bondsmith. The Elsecaller raised their hand because they believed that they, logically, were the most worthy of being the leader. The Willshaper raised their hand because they hadn’t been a leader before and why not start now. The Bondsmith raised their hand because they were actually the leader.

And wore an excessive amount of leather.

They renamed it Bullet Time cause it sounded better.

It was fairly easy for them to transport large amounts of troops behind enemy lines, as many, many clowns could fit in one of those tiny cars.

Harry Potter Spoilers:

It caused some... interesting battles, to say the least.

Just now, AonEne said:

 

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WOOT!!! 

*does victory dance*

Ben followed after Shana, fumbling with the jelly beans a bit as he tried to reorganize the packages.

9 minutes ago, AonEne said:

 

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Those memes are amazing! I NEED EVEN MORE 

Which was in an alliance with the toilet paper empire.