Lunamor

I haven’t posted anything on this thread in a while, so here’s a competition thing: The first person to tell me what show this is from (without looking it up) gets a high five. The person who says the full name of the character who says it gets a cute baby animal picture. The person who says which episode it is from gets a Sandermeme.

OH MY STORMING STORMS THAT IS AMAZING

Luna rolled her eyes and offered to film Archer for him.

“Alright.” So long as they stayed near the house and only fought the stragglers, Shana should be safe. And he was close by if anything did happen to her. Inhaling as much stormlight as he could hold, he breathed out and suddenly there were ten different Shanas standing around them. All of them had different haircuts so he would be able to tell who the real Shana was. Just then Glint whispered something into his ear about Nym being hurt. “Nym’s hurt, I gotta go.” He dropped some bags of stormlight on the ground for Shana and took off with the rest, following Glint and reaching Nym in a few seconds. Ashlyn was holding her, and her condition did not look great. She had been injured significantly in at least two places, a leg wound and gut wound. Her skin was already starting to lose its color and turn grey. He felt awful that something this terrible had happened to someone so young. She looked like she was only 13, barely even a teenager. She shouldn’t have been in a fight like this, shouldn’t have had her mind so messed up that she became a Radiant. It wasn’t fair. Quickly he placed a hand on her forehead and tried to heal her. It was extremely difficult. He hadn’t healed a shardblade wound before, but it was even harder than the books suggested. It was like he was forcing life back into it rather than strengthening the life that was already there. And it felt like he was using his own life to do so. After far longer than it should have taken him, color finally started to return to Nym’s skin. Ben stumbled backwards a few steps and sat down, leaning against the wall and breathing heavily. His skin was a few shades paler than usual and it was all he could do to stay awake. He didn’t have enough strength or focus to hold any stormlight, and a few of his illusions started to puff away. @Aragorn @WannabeWorldhopper @Blessing of Potency

Apparently they were going to have a big battle scene, but that ended up being too expensive so they went with the other ending instead

The camera started shaking as Archer struggled to figure out how to change it to selfie mode.

A bit dazed from the kiss, Shana’s words didn’t really register to him until she defeated one of their enemies. That snapped him back into focus. She had asked him to take care of Evelyn, but she would be fine. She had offensive aons and hadn’t nearly just died. Ben strode through the chaos and grabbed Shana’s arm, towing her away from the fight. He then grabbed both of her shoulders and turned her to face him. ”I just want you to please hear me out.” Before she could respond he continued on. ”Right now, I impressed that you are even managing to stand, let alone that you just killed a Voidbringer. But there is no way you can keep this up for much longer. I know exactly how close I came to losing you a few seconds ago, so I know exactly how exhausted you should be. If you keep pushing yourself way past your limits like you are now, you will either get yourself hurt again by a Voidbringer or do permanent damage to your body. If you use even a little bit more of your stormlight, I’m pretty sure you’ll collapse. You are in no shape to fight right now, which means that the best thing you can do for everyone is to sit the rest of this fight out. I know that it will be very difficult and frustrating to do- trust me, I know exactly how that feels. But I can’t let you hurt yourself like this.”

Gah, my bad! Bye, have fun! *waves*

Beautiful. *sheds single tear* Yeah, we should totally brutally murder and torture each other again some time!

Welp somehow you managed to top the eternal state of madness one, Ene. Respect.

Ben let loose a sigh of relief when Shana opened her eyes. That had been close, really close. Had he gotten to her just a little later, had he run just a little slower- no, he wasn’t going to think about that right now. It sounded like there were more Voidbringers coming, and he had to focus on getting her to safety. ”Hey Shana.” He smiled weakly in an attempt to hide his nervousness. ”It looks like there are more Voidbringers coming, so I’m going to bring you inside.” She was in no state to fight at the moment. He doubted that she could even stand. He sucked in quite a bit of stormlight to keep himself from falling over, then carefully scooped her up in his arms. Starting towards the house, he hoped that she wouldn’t protest having to leave the battle.

Yay! OH OK THEN *dramatic gasp* How dare ye! *brings Ene a plate of TUBA certified cookies and actually does godmod her characters* *which all constantly sing “Never Gonna Give You Up” now*

Yay I made you laugh! I think! Probably? ENE WHY’D YOU KILL THE 17TH SHARD *gives Ene a fancy and well written thank you card, then proceeds to destroy everything in the universe apart from her, leaving her to float in the infinite darkness alone until she becomes completely insane*

*pats Ene on the head before forcing her to kill all of her family and friends and watch their looks of betrayal, confusion, and guilt* This would be quite terrible out of context.

*shakes Ene’s hand as she throws her into a volcano*

*opens a door for Ene as she beheads her*

NO THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT WHAT I MEANT

*cheerfully amputates Ene’s arm*

*carefully head butts Ene*

Granted, you get a Devon Rex. (Look them up, they are the sweetest cats and are as hypoallergenic as you can get without a hairless cat (they don’t have dander)). But you have to take care of 37 of them. I wish for the ability to change the seasons at will.

*blood moon with a panda face on it rises* *we are all doomed* *much screaming* *ahhhhhhh* ()

*gently slaps @AonEne in retribution*

I think he’s trying to sabotage me

Yay, thanks!

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