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Lunamor

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  1. , also known as Judge Roy
  2. Granted. Spiders occasionally spontaneously appear in your hair. I wish for some tea and crumpets.
  3. 2253 - He preferred it to a strawberry.
  4. Another terrible pun
  5. You happen to be in the fireball’s area of effect and I’m secretly a tiefling, so you take twice as much damage and drop the sandwich. I retrieve the now crispy sandwich.
  6. I use Far Step to exit the cage, passing the charisma saving throw, and use Immovable Object on the sandwich so only I can move it.
  7. I use Haste to make myself super fast and grab the sandwich before you have time to register it.
  8. I use Suggestion to get you to hand it to me.
  9. didn’t care. He avoided jail
  10. I do hate geometry, though.
  11. I ignore this action because it is ineffective without bolded words.
  12. Gets a lawsuit-happy Pikachu. Inserts a section of a hion line.
  13. Granted. Your shoes are all one size too small. I wish for a cup of coffee.
  14. For the purposes of smartphones, Apple because that’s the only type of phone I’ve had. Is candy corn tasty?
  15. Lollygagging was the only equally
  16. I’m not familiar with that. TPBM has seen The Mockingbird
  17. Two years of scrolling on Reddit and saving my favorite’s worth
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