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  1. Zephrun’s Imperium
    It got old fast.
  2. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Good times, those.
  3. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Kal and Eragon go way back.
  4. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Guys, the ninja-ing....
  5. Zephrun’s Imperium
    He's had enough to do with weird stones. Kelsier throws the stone into the crowd in frustration and it hits Jasnah on the back.
  6. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Kelsier gives the stone to Eragon because he doesn't know what to do with it. Edit: Ninjaed. Edit 2: Wait, I think Bean ninjaed Hoid. Edit 3: DOUBLE NINJA!
  7. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Kelsier cursed. He should have known better. Weren't worth the boxings... He quickly turned around nonchalantly and tried to sell the sunglasses to some passerby.
  8. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Kelsier was about to approach but then decided to buy some souvenir Elantris sunglasses so as to be inconspicuous.
  9. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Kelsier was alerted.
  10. Zephrun’s Imperium
    No weirder than Kelsier making out with Jasnah in a closet. And I guess that didn't happen, but... Butt Venture was having difficulty choosing who to side with.
  11. Zephrun’s Imperium
    This was, of course, perfectly normal.
  12. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Welcome, welcome, welcome! We're happy to have you! What Sanderson books have you read and who's your favorite character?
  13. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Well, my Marshmallow is not a marsh, (actually, my friend @The Cartographer once drew a map for me and put a giant heart-shaped lake near the capital which we called Kelsaria. We called the lake The Marsh) and his spikes do not define him. We'll figure something out eventually though.
  14. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Dude, I was going to post a thing like this on my birthday, but about the whole cosmere. You stole it!
  15. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Me and Marsh. You've been gone a while. There has been much hugging and crying. Marsh and I are now a thing.
  16. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Oh no! What did you do to tick them off? I suppose that works better than Thoush!
  17. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Wait, what am I sensing here? Did Bean do this or did you, Ene?
  18. Zephrun’s Imperium
    You could PM him. "Hey, Alvron. Wanna fight?"
  19. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Oh, this ought to be good. I'll be gentle!
  20. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Yeah, he's dead and gone. Face it Bean, you just wanted to see me fight.
  21. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Star hugs Ene and everyone is all warm inside because Marsh is okay!!!!!!!!
  22. Zephrun’s Imperium
    True. Lift comes from out of nowhere and hugs Alvron.
  23. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Two things.First: Eye cells don't go through mitosis so I'm pretty sure that's impossible. Second: Awwwwwwwwwww! I'll give him a flower. WAIT! GUYS! We need a ship name! My actual name doesn't work very well. I've tried. I'll do this myself, thank you. Shard hugs Bean on her own account, ignoring the look on his face because honestly, she's hugging an Inquisitor too so what the storms.
  24. Zephrun’s Imperium
    I have said this before and I will say it again and sing it 'till the end of time. Marsh. Needs. A. Hug.
  25. Zephrun’s Imperium
    I assume so. Tear ducts are at the sides. I would be upset if he couldn't.
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