Jaywalk

You don’t need legs to wear pants. You just drape them over your shoulder.

Butt sadly gambled all his money away.

Each new item was more popular than the rest, exploding in popularity with the introduction of cranberry juice.

The style became very popular among ghanderflaffles, who started every day by pouring a glass of grape juice on their pants.

Which he spilled all over his brand new suit.

The OJ and the jam were both spoiled. Butt ate it anyway.

Meanwhile, Evel, Evil’s twin brother, was plotting to create a waffle shard to oppose the pancake shard.

“We shall exact revenge,” said the ghanderflaffles.

1 hour ago, ILuvHats said:

Is it TUBA certified though?

Don’t worry. I took it through the process. It’s so certified it has a certificate.

Vasher was having one of his grumpy days and decided not to participate.

47 minutes ago, Tin said:

I just recently started existing in Sandersonland when my girlfriend (a longtime Sanderfan) finally coerced me into reading Mistborn by giving it to me for my birthday (which, of course, meant I HAD to read it).

Good on her! Welcome to the Shard, and have a cookie(it’s spike free, don’t worry)!

I’d also recommend the Longest Thread, as well as the RPs.

Somebody was also known as Very Confused.

Narrator Jaywalk, however, was annoyed at Narrator Lunamor. He made a detailed plan to break the 21st wall.

Welcome! It’s cool you’re from Argentina; the diversity here is one of my favorite things about the Shard.

*tries to think of deep, thought provoking question*

So, what’s your favorite color?

Scintil described it as similar to Alcatraz.

But, in truth, not even Alcatraz would write something like this.

I honestly can’t help you there. I can’t even help myself.

Uncle Brandy was Unhappy, which is a title for someone of high rank in ghanderflaffle civilization.

However, Very Confused became Even More Confused, and imprisoned the wrong person.

2 hours ago, Marsh_Man said:

Hmm, I really liked Zane. I thought his insanity and power really combined well but sadly, his insanity overtook him quite a bit. Marsh is my original favorite crewmember from book 1, and I'm upset he turned out to be half-evil. And about the spoiler box....... I guess it was an accident.

The story surrounding Zane was only mildly interesting to me. His character was a cool idea, I guess, but it wasn't executed as well as it could have been. He always seemed to me like a pretty two-dimensional character.

..in fact, poisonous.

How a Radiant robs a bank:

The ghanderflaffles were angry when Butt forgot the 10th waffle, which only existed in his heart.

That seems to be a common reaction. But, as our minds are much too twisted, I can’t help you there.

And look for the sequel, coming to a forum near you. Probably next month. Maybe.

If anyone’s looking for something fun to do, then I suggest doing what we did in creating this. Grab a friend, find two computers, and set a five minute timer. Write until the time runs out, and then switch computers and reset the timer.

@Scintil and I switched computers 5-6 times, and eventually we ended up with this beauty.

Also, there’s plenty of diversity.

Mmm...sandwiches...