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  1. Ghanderflaffle
    1. Never, just scrape it off the sides if it explodes. 2. None, all it takes is an engine or a car 3. Depends, who made the lightbulbs? 4. Sometimes, but you have to make sure they aren't spiked. Everything is spiked these days. 5. You mean a raw pickle? 6. There's pickle and raw pickle, no idea what this "cucumber" thing you're talking about is. 7. I know how to do that but I'm too lazy to do it at the moment.
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    Welp, I haven't read Warbreaker yet so I should get on that I supposed. (I've read OB already.) Nice to know I can learn some things from the welcoming threads.
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    Ghanderflaffle spun Jaci around as the beast fell and stabbed at it in any weak spot she could find, not noticing anything different. She eventually hacked into it enough to kill it. She climbs back on Jaci and rode into the center of the ghanderflaffle ring to catch her breath.
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    And used it to stab some jelly fish. He ate them off the umbrella.
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    But also fascinating.
  7. Ghanderflaffle
    Would you like a cookie? Do you like hats?
  8. Ghanderflaffle
    I was just scrolling through because I was bored and saw this: Sorry, but you'll be waiting for a while for that. He's got SA3 (Christmas-ish 2016), then the AoL era book(Spring/Fall 2017), then Rithmatist 2 (Spring/Fall 2017), then SA4(2018ish). That's his likely layout for the next few years, plus a novella or two, (and White Sand). THEN we'll see Nightblood, or Elantris 2, or one of his other projects. ( @Zas678 ) and immediately thought "When we had hope for this fast of progress from Sanderson."
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    Welcome! Would you like a cookie? I made it myself.
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    There were polishing contests held throughout the world.
  11. Ghanderflaffle
    Because they reminded her of herself. She also avoided mirrors.
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    Implode Cracked (What you say to your parents when your screen shatters)
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    No idea how good I'll be at this, but here we go! Mystery Science Theater 3000 (Original):
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    Ghanderflaffle hadn't yet found a great soft spot, so she decided to try her hand at the shoulder spot. Running at the monster's leg, she flicked her wrist and sent the urumi curling around its knee. Yanking hard, she managed to fling herself up onto its back. With another wrist flick, she uncurls the urumi from the beast's knee and starts running towards the soft spot. Ghanderflaffle curls the urumi around her upper arm while running and pulls out a pair of long daggers. Upon reaching the proper shoulder, she leaps off the side of the monster and plunges both daggers into the soft spot, her weight dragging them down through the flesh. It roars and she pushes off, leaving the daggers behind, and landing on Jaci. The weight does NOT break her back as ghandercorns are much more resilient than horses.
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    Narrator Ghanderflaffle had killed Spock in her brief quest to get the ghandermap.
  16. Ghanderflaffle
    But Narrator Ghanderflaffle didn't know this so she set out to hunt down Tom Joebob and get the ghandermap.
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    Narrator Ghanderflaffle wanted the ghandermap.
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    "Then do it, I'll try to keep it distracted!" Ghanderflaffle rode into the beast's shadow and then underneath it, using the urumi to strike at its legs and underbelly.
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    Nobody listens to my book recommendations, but at the same time, I'm an awkward freshman. So who knows what will happen?
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    This thread is going to get me in trouble some day. But nobody knew for sure.
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    Narrator @Jaywalk ?
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    "I don't see why not." Ghanderflaffle took off at a trot in the direction of the monster, the fighting ghanderflaffles helping to make way.
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    Destroyed
  24. Ghanderflaffle
    In spaaaaaaace. The Narrators weren't all there at the time as several of them were visiting other threads, but the ones that were there included:
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    spAAAAAAAAAAce.
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