Doomstick

Actually yes

Yes

Yes

*wins*

I will judge this fight

Star, I have to change the terms, all Narrators must have equal power

1 minute ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

This needs a separate thread

you should join the Happy Inquisitor!

6 minutes ago, I am a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

"I will," said Narrator Stick, "but only if I am respected as an equal, I will not interfere with your business, and you cannot order me around"

@Shard of Thought

I win

Just now, Shard of Thought said:

I need someone to stand by me, Star thought. But who? 

"I will," said Narrator Stick, "but only if I am respected as an equal, I will not interfere with your business, and you cannot order me around"

2 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

Kay. I'm out of posts and keteks are relatively boring. So I think I'll just tell you a story. (I'm planning on actually writing this as a book one day)

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Crimson. Now, Crimson was the Scarlet Queen's servant. She wasn't terribly high in rank, but she and the queen were close and she was privy to many secrets. The Writer of Prophecies had foretold of a hero who could dethrone the Queen. The Queen knew of this prophecy and captured The Black Knight - an upriser in a nearby town who she was certain must be the prophesied hero. Crimson got the duty of caring for this man and slowly, she came to love him. She decided that she would kill the Queen and take up the throne. And when she was queen, she would release her love. But as the queen choked on her blood, she told Crimson that she had done exactly as was needed. The Prophecy had been darkened. Having learned about the Prophecy, Crimson decided that The Black Knight would never know of his true potential. After ascending to the throne, she made the Knight her servant. 

This is not a happy tale. It does not end well for anyone. Crimson grows prideful and power-hungry, becoming an even more feared ruler than the one before her. The Black Knight slowly begins to realize his true potential and in her fear, Crimson murders him, trapping him inside of a mirror. He comes to her every night in her dreams. He won't let her sleep. And so, she shatters the mirror, cutting his soul's ties to this realm. And the kingdom shook in her anguish. 

As her fury subsides, she takes his blade - Starscraper - and plunges it into the earth, creating a shrine for him. She places his helm atop it and our story comes to a close as the wind takes away her tears.

The End

the Scarlet Queen, by Butt Venture

BAWK!!!!!!!

A ketek!

1 hour ago, Rebecca said:

Jam, preferably homemade, with some powdered sugar. Best way to eat waffles.

*hasn’t made jam in too long*

3 minutes ago, ShardShaper said:

Who doesn't put delicious spikes on their waffles?

Not me!

Just now, Shard of Thought said:

It's taken me hours and days (and it's not done) and he looks more attractive on paper than he does in real life. But it's a complicated relationship so shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

*shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh’s*

2 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

I haven't started it. I'm working on a drawing for someone special...

ooooooooooh 

Turtle threw Butt Venture at Star

4 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

Hey, y'all. I'm gettin' real close to 3,000 posts. I wanna tell a story. Anyone got anything they want me to tell about or write a poem about?

Write a ketek!

how’s the “Momentum” drawing going?

5 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

Oh my Shards, that is me. Anyone who knows me knows Kelsier as well. 

What about Marsh?

You posted!

4 hours ago, Vargo Seldon said:

That's nice, but what is this anyway?

See the OP

4 hours ago, Kelak said:

And the winner is Spook! Thanks for the recommendation guys, I loved them all but I had to convince my gf. She liked spook! 

Noooooooo!

it should have been Tuaka’li’na’calmi’nor!

All of them

???

I choose the God Beyond