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Dusk walked into the party. He knew that the canton was keeping the piece, but he didn't trust Hellbent to be civil, so he brought his teleportation disk, and a squad of sentinels. Walker showed up next to him. "So, I guess that your fighting Hellbent for my life." Dusk said. "If I can get him to talk." Walker responded. "I'll work on a treaty," Dusk said. "I'll just socialize, I guess," "Fine." Walker moved from island to island, looking for people he knew. He so Ambrosia. "Oh. Hello," He said. Dusk moved over to Hellbent, "We need to talk. I want this war over, and Walker will fight for my life, no matter what my opinion is. So, let's make a deal." @Ark1002 @JacobClaessen
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They tried to claw him to death with their bread claws.- 111818 replies
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The breadmunks decided to help him.- 111818 replies
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"Hello?! HELLBENT!!! I WILL FIGHT YOU FOR DUSK'S LIFE!!!" Walker yelled "Wait, what!?!" Dusk yelled into another bullhorn. "Only way to win the war!!!" Walker yelled.
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"Hold up! We aren't moving on until Hellbent is dead." Dusk said. "What?" Walker said. "I said, we're not leaving until Hellbents dead," Dusk responded. "Why? We've caused enough problems with the city, that we don't need to stay for months on end!" Walker yelled at him. "Because, he is evil!" Dusk shouted back. "YOU MOVED INTO THE MOST POPULATED CITY IN THE WORLD, BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT THEM TO SEND A MASSIVE MISSILE AT YOU, AFTER YOU BLEW UP THEIR BASE, WITH YOUR OWN GIANT MISSILE!" Walker screamed at him. "Well, when you put it like that..." Dusk muttered. "If this is really about you wanting to kill Hellbent, you would have fought him one on one, and stabbed him with that essence spike. Mac probably would have given it to you if you had given him infinite apple juice, instead of the Alleylentrian spike!" Walker said, angrily. "I would have lost." Dusk said. "THAT'S WHY YOU STARTED A MASSIVE WAR THAT HAS A LARGE CHANCE OF CIVILIAN CASUALTIES!" Walker yelled at him. "Well, what was I supposed to do!?! Just let the man who killed my wife and child go free!!" Dusk yelled back. "I'm ending this war! One way or the other!" Walker yelled before running off, grabbing a bullhorn and standing atop a building. He yelled into the bullhorn, "HELLBENT!!! WE NEED TO TALK!!! I WANT THE WAR OVER!!! WE CAN DO THAT!!!"
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"If he wants to fight, Mac, he will have to fight here." Dusk said, 'By the way, how are you doing with my gifts?"
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"I am under no obligation to fight you," Dusk said, "You want me to fight you, I would be doing that. You don't want to fight seven people, I took out four. I want it to be non-invested. You have the lower hand in negotiation."
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"No" Dusk said. "I won't fight up there." "Why would you even suggest that?" Walker said.
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“The enforcers glass should be strong enough. If the black crusade puts in sheilds, nothing should get through.
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Walker stood there. "Hello. I do not want to die." Dusk teleported next to him. "He is not." Dusk responded.
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"That is very worrying. I'm trying to limit collateral damage from now on." Dusk said. Walker stood to the side grimacing. "I won't fight in another arena of blood." Walker said.
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